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Seriously. I have encountered so many nonsensical posts here at Code Project, it either makes my LMAO  or it makes my cry.  Why doesn't some genius at CodeProject design a filtering algorithm that decides if the post first resembles ANY form of intelligence? I am certain that the mediators would love this idea. 
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The first thing they will do is tag and remove any post that contains more than one emoticon.
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 That's me out then...
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I see you figured it out... Pete it's time to change plans!
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I refer you to the following line at the top of this page:
"For lazing about and discussing anything in a software developer's life that takes your fancy except programming questions"
Not everything in the Lounge needs to be serious or "intelligent". Some lazing about and talking nonsense is allowed!
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That's just the Lounge. I have a feeling he means QA.
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Oh! But then he should have said so. 
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I wasn't trying to be serious, but I do try to demonstrate intelligence on a regular basis. Mostly my post was intended as a joke, since I don't think it would be possible to ever design an algorithm that could accurately evict nonsensical posts!
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No, we can't detect intelligence, but we can certainly go the other way
Have the geniuses at CP give us a choice of which filter to send our post through before posting.. valspeak, pig latin, Swedish chef.. the possibilities are endless.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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Depends on where the post is: most visitors don't realise that QA isn't for answers, it's an intelligence test. Post a question, and it gets sent to all future employers as part of the interview process.
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If that were printed at the top of every QA page, the problem would be 72% resolved!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Really? That is interesting. So there's a bunch of people on CodeProject being vetted by employers. You're right. I did not realize that. It sure explains why there are so many posts written by people that can barely communicate in English.
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CP would be empty pretty soon
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My thought exactly! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Richard Givis wrote: I have encountered so many nonsensical posts here at Code Project
Well, at least you believe there are "sensical" posts.
I have given up on the idea of finding any sensical post that was not written by myselves.
cheers, Bill
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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Ah Bill, we've read your posts - I would give up hope finding sensical there as well 
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: I would give up hope finding sensical
Well, the Duchess put it a lot better than that when she said, to Alice:
"and the moral of that is--'Be what you would seem to be'--or if you'd like it put more simply--'Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.' "
cheers, Bill
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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myselves?
just how many of you are there?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: ust how many of you are there?
Legion.
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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It sounds so much more musical in Italian, though:
"I posti di Bill fanno senso"
[Wanders off, whistling innocently, to thank Google Translate for not knowing Italian]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Richard Givis wrote: Why doesn't some genius at CodeProject design a filtering algorithm that decides if the post first resembles ANY form of intelligence?
Ask Terry Pratchett (R.I.P.):
Terry Pratchett wrote: Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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