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It appears to be called "Summertime", though it certainly does not feel like that. Check your clocks if you wanna avoid confusion.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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We moved to summer time at last Friday, and we got some rain to make it really happening...but now is over 25 and full sun...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's cold.
It's grey.
It's very windy.
It's elephanting down with rain.
I've lost an hour's sleep.
I've slipped and punched myself in the face.
On the whole, today could be better! 
[edit]On the plus side, I just found I won £25 on the Idiot Tax Lottery[/edit]
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Does 25 worth an hour?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's about 1475 New Sheqel, so it's less that I charge some customers.
But then, I have a sliding scale depending on how much hassle they have been in the past... 
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You missed some decimal point there, it's about 148 NIS only...
But that's does not matter - the point is what can you buy for £25?
(148 NIS is about 25 loafs of white bread[^])
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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A 1L bottle of Famous Grouse (£15), a loaf of Wholemeal bread (£1), a packet of bacon (£2.29), a pack of butter (£1.80), a bottle of brown sauce (£1), and the rest goes on chocolate (£3.91).
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How much is a pack of butter? 250 gr? In that case it is extremely expensive (x3). The bread is about the same, and the others I can not compere...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
modified 29-Mar-15 8:29am.
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250g, yes.
Butter is expensive here - has been for quite a few years now.
You can get "own brand" butter for just under £1 / 250g, but it's not as good.
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But Wales kicked Israel 3 - 0...
(I do not watch football, but I've heard that the new 'sheep' technique of the Wales team payed-off - they just ate the grass from under the foot of the Israeli players )
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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OriginalGriff wrote: [edit]On the plus side, I just found I won £25 on the Idiot Tax Lottery[/edit]
And you found out your girlfriend isn't a horse!
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Still missing 60 minutes.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Maybe this[^] helps more? 
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Through that video I discovered this playlist[^] and now I'm singing and can barely refrain from dancing along 
Too long since I last heard all those great songs one after another...
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Sascha Lefévre wrote: Too long since I last heard all those great songs one after another...
Once I put one on I put them all on 
Nice playlist 
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I've just come back from cycling 20km in weather that is most certainly not summery.
I normally do 40; that's how bad it is.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Cycling, very bad weather... You're in the Netherlands!
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Yes, the country where they pave the roads with silk for cars, and ruddy great cobbles for bikes!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If it hadn't been for the weather, you'd never have got away.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: though it certainly does not feel like that.
There. 
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Following OG's post I have a question...
What the connection between gems and horses?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Women like them both far too much to be healthy?
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: What the connection between gems and horses?
My Little Pony[^]. The guy who made the questionnaire is obviously obsessed.
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