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Mike Hankey wrote: Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Enter
FTFY
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Studying for CompTIA Security+ cert - boring...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Are you cleared to tell us that?
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Writing unit tests in Ruby for a Rails app.
Run debugger
wait 30 seconds for the full rails environment to fire up
discover test crashes because of a misplaced comma or colon in the json
repeat
Eventually:
start debugging code to see why the test fails
discover code is broken because of a misplaced comma, colon, brace, bracket, or some other bullshit
fix code
repeat
I ELEPHANTING DESPISE SCRIPT LANGUAGES!
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote:
I ELEPHANTING DESPISE SCRIPT LANGUAGES!
Go on Marc tell us what you really think!
I want to retire in 18 months and am hoping I can hang in there with WPF until then. I'm dodging a need to get involved in the HTML/CSS scripting crap by delegating to a young whipper snapper who is slated to take of my position.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: I want to retire in 18 months and am hoping I can hang in there with WPF until then.
That should be doable!
Marc
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Only problem is I will be like the other old farts here, can't walk away from developing, still it will be nice not to HAVE to produce to a deadline,  I look forward to that.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Just burned my thumb on a really very hot plate straight from the oven.
I'm thinking three generations after me are going to feel the burn.
Luckily that thumb only does an occasional backspacebar...
modified 30-Mar-15 14:23pm.
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I'm reminded of a guy I worked with, who thought it would be ok to grab a roasting pan out of a 350°F oven bare handed. I'm betting a good bit of scotch went in to that decision. He sat around here, doing nothing but whining, with 'club hand' bandages for a month. Apparently laughter is not a form of sympathy. Anyway, I hope yours get better soon.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Sander Rossel wrote: Luckily that thumb only does an occasional backspace...
What sort of weird keyboard do you have where your thumb is best placed to hit the backspace key? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I meant backspacebar 
Let's just say it's the pain I'm going through that's clouding my mind 
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Richard Deeming wrote: What sort of weird keyboard do you have where your thumb is best placed to hit the backspace key?
Don't start thinking about the other potential explanation..
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Thanks for asking, I didn't dare touch the subject 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If there was ever an appropriate time to link to this video[^]...
(sorry for the quality...it's the best I could find)
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If you’re happy and you know it, what prescription medication are you on?
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"Nitrous oxide"
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It doesn't always make you physically laugh, but the term Happy Gas is about as accurate as they get.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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They still use it as a pain killer in ambulances under the name of "Gas and Air"
Plus, you can squirt it into your engine and get Really Happy (for a short while).
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I prefer squirting it into a balloon. But, I did seriously think about adding it to my first car. Would have been quite the 1400cc Datsun with a bit of the old nitrous.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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I've thought of adding it to various of my bikes as well - only to abandon the idea when I realise how big the bottle is of you want to use it for any significant time! 
It nearly made it onto my VW Trike though - until I remembered I could already lift the front end off the ground with one hand... 
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Brady Kelly wrote: It doesn't always make you physically laugh,
Indeed, sometimes it makes you sleep 
Alternatively, you could try alternative medicine[^] Meaning, if that happens to be legal in your country.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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