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Are negative numbers just depressed?
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Or repressed when there's a minus strike?
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A positive association?
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... With guys who work at negative altitude, no doubt.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Are negative numbers just depressed?
No, but the keys used to type them are.
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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At their root they are imaginary so who cares what their psychological state is.
Rage against the narrative.
"To Build a Fire" - A dystopian novel about project management, and I am the dog.
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Well, its safe to say they are not THAT positive.
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No, they're being rational about it. Comes natural to those integers, I guess.
So, negative is not always depressing. Simply imagine a negative fine, that would be fine, wouldn't it? Or would you be rather the depressing kind that calls that a negative?
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You positive?
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Is it a thought or a question?
Life is a computer program and everyone is the programmer of his own life.
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Are you saying you never thought of a question?
Or that you don't ask your self questions? Not even "what happens if I do this?" type questions?
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I normally manage to skirt "what happens if I do that" questions quite instinctively, by engaging in a "lets see what happens when I do this" narrative; a kind of internal commentary.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Normally followed by "oops..." in my case.
Remember one where there was a problem with "valve bounce" causing bad ink dots, and I had the brilliant idea of slamming the solenoid valve open, then reversing the voltage to "soft close" it. And blew the control ICs to shrapnel with the back EMF the first time I tried it... 
Still, of the hardware is still working, you're not on the "bleeding edge" of the technology! 
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Yes
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Only one day a year to do something smart? Interesting.
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World backup or backup world day?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I could get the world's back up any day of the year.
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Backup, we need a day for this? Wouldn't that clog the cloud and cause it to rain bits and bytes?
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I don't associate the terms "back-up" and "cloud".
I feel it's wisest not to.
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Oh, I dunno: "the cloud gets my back up"
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Maybe, but I feel it merits much worse terms than that.
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Keepin' it KSS here, ya knows!
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