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d@nish wrote: Also, there is com.google now which shows mirror image of google.
elgoog.com did that years ago. Umpty-gazillion employees, and they can't think up their own jokes?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't think they know anything about Leslie yet.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
what you've done is taken God's oldest killing machine and given it will and desire.
Which movie?
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Pretty Woman
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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50 Shades of Grey?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Shark Attack
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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The Other Other Boleyn Girl.
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We have a T-Rex!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Paris does everybody
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Speak for yourself! I have a cattle prod, and I'm not afraid to use it!
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I hope you remember you have to do a CCC today. You did win yesterday, remember? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Yep: 09:00 GMT - and we're now on BST, so that's 10:00 local time.
Beginning to wish I'd made it 09:00 UK time instead!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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does a sheep prod counter that ? 
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You don't want to keep the sheep away...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well you know, it's a wooly business 
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Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death[^] - An old classic! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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5+ for the title alone
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Wow, I thought I was the only person to watch that!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I haven't actually watched it, but the title did intrigue me, so I'm currently trying to get a hold of it on Pirate Bay at the video store, so that I can waste a couple of hours... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It is not the worst movie I have seen, if I remember correctly. Lots of women in skimpy outfits. It has been so long I do not even remember if there is nudity. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Paddington.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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A Nagging woman
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Hilary for President. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Message Removed
modified 2-Apr-15 1:04am.
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