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"0 Errors" is nothing - that's easy.
"0 Errors, 0 Warnings" is better - but also pretty easy.
Passing all tests and actually doing what you wanted it to? Now that's a good moment!
(As is getting paid, as has been mentioned)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Let's not forget zero code analysis errors, and zero style cop errors, and zero QA errors.
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Get real - we'll never get zero QA errors here! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Wishful thinking, I know. 
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Don't forget the runtime errors 
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No, that's when I wonder what's still in there hiding. 
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Member 11547329 wrote: Most happiest moment for programmers
Microsoft took that moment away from me. Now, there is this demon called "Intellisense" that will tell me what I did wrong almost before I do it. I have become a slave to this demon, obsessed with extinguishing it's Cylon-like red eye that peers at me from underneath even the most trivial of mistakes. And now, when I compile my code, I now longer have that joy of "compiled successfully" because even the mere idea of a failing is no longer possible under that watchful eye. And where there can be no pain of failure, there can also be no joy of success. Microsoft, I rue the day you brought these demon out of the depths of the digital hell otherwise known as Redmond. You have taken away my reason to live!
Marc
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Yet another reason to roll your own IDE. 
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Yet another reason to roll your own IDE.
Nah, if people want don't want Intellisense, they should use a command line. 
Marc
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Missed your meds again huh?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Coder For Hire wrote: Missed your meds again huh?
Actually, it's the meds that put me in these moods.
(just kidding!)
Marc
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Nope. That just leads you into a false sense of security. You still have to run it to make sure it isn't gonna puke all over your system, which definitely bumps up against the "It compiles - SHIP IT!" paradigm.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Compiles mean nothing. This compiles:
static void Main(string[] args)
{
int x = 10;
int y = 0;
int z = x / y;
}
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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#include<stdio.h>
main()
{
}
Yes! It does compile with zero errors
Ranjan.D
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All that means is that it is broken in ways that the compiler can't detect, so it's time to bash your head against the harder-to-find errors.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wrong. When it runs successfully and does what it's meant to do without errors.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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0 syntax errors. Correcting logic errors is still up to you, however.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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I had that yesterday. Code still broke at runtime 
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<= $
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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This is only true if it isn't you first time building the code. If you get zero errors on the first try, paranoia begins.
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Thanks! I just grabbed the Saturn view as the desktop background for one of my monitors. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm always fascinated by wondering what sort of cosmology / spirituality sentient life on other planets would come up with. Imagine living in a start cluster like that!
Marc
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That would be interesting if it were true. It's only a "cluster" from our perspective. Those stars are actually quite far apart and rather as lonely as we are. Also some of those "stars" are likely whole galaxies.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Sorry was gone during Easter.
What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
A receding Hareline!
I'll get my coat!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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