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Mother in lovelaw[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Why we all love her so much?
Speak for yourself! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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story of my life...
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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What?! You payed off your taxes with your MIL? Tell the secret! 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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guess where her husband works 
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Did someone say it is lunch time?[^] 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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I'm not clicking that link.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Do you click[^] imgur-links?
[A free service of Farcebook Relay]
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Much better!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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XKCD OTD[^]
So... At a wedding, huh? Mother! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm born the 24th of September, so somebody seems to have had fun on Xmas eve!
Note: In Denmark, we celebrate Xmas on the 24th, not the 25th...
MODIFIED to indulge the nitpicking language police on CP... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 15-Apr-15 2:34am.
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Johnny J. wrote: In Denmark, we celebrate Xmas eve on the 24th, not the 25th...
Um... So does the rest of the world...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The operate word is "celebrate" we have the party on the 24th - not the 25th like I understand you do in England and a lot of other countries Wiki Link[^]...
If I take out "eve" and just write "Xmas", will it help your confusion?
Good thing that you focus on the most important part of the post!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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There are a lot of Christmas parties on the 24th in the UK - The 25th is a day of food, presents, more food, booze, even more food, and children. Most of them eating. And tree worship, of course.
There are few parties on the day as most people are too far over the drink drive limit to be allowed near the car keys, let alone the car!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Johnny J. wrote: In Denmark, we celebrate Xmas eve on the 24th, not the 25th...
In the contrary of...? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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The operate word is "celebrate" we have the party on the 24th - not the 25th like I understand you do in England and a lot of other countries Wiki Link[^]...
If I take out "eve" and just write "Xmas", will it help your confusion?
Good thing that you focus on the most important part of the post!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Same goes for meh 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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At a 4th of July fireworks show? Hardly. We don't celebrate anything here on that date. Anyway, Aries likes everything that involves explosives.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I the UK, we celebrate getting rid of those blasted colonials.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Rebels, traitors and all other kinds of cutthroats. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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born on april the 5th, so i guess those must have been some fireworks 
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Born on 20th of July, so I guess costumes were involved 
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Apparently I'm yet to be conceived!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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In 2001 I arrived back from Singapore after two months on 24th July; the day before my birthday. Our elder daughter will be 13 on 24th April. How's the maths go again?
veni bibi saltavi
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That you waited one year after your return? Or that your daughter will actually be 14 this year?
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