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they don't let me take Spot into the shop I have to tie him up outside
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Sunglasses: they'll think Spot is a Guide Cat.
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Collected works consist of a worker and, within the blessed, the million point man's initials (9)
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Anthology
Collected works are an anthology
Worker : Ant
Blessed : Holy
The million point man : OriginalGriff
OriginalGriff initials : OG
Within Blessed HolOGy
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Yes, I was worried the first two words would give it away.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I actually worked the clue backwards - as soon as I saw the million points mans initials I knew that OG had to be in there. I'd skim read the question and picked up worker and OG before I took in the rest of the clue.
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That makes me feel better then, it was a proper clue rather than just a definition, even if an easy one.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The downside is that this means I'm up for tomorrow. 
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Except..."OG" is not my initials... 
OriginalGriff is (technically) one word, and my given name is not "Original" (Or "Griff", strictly speaking)
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Yeah I know, but you do get referred to as OG, I considered something to do with Pascal Case but dismissed it is too awkward.
Conveying meaning is more important than accuracy.
Or something.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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If he'd gone with short "venerated sheep worrier" you'd have been offended though. 
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Indeed I would.
Nobody describes me as "venerated" and gets away with it! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Nobody describes me as "venerated"
Not since you took those pills the vet gave you anyway.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Have no fear, little one... I am here to protect thee.
Which movie?
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Aliens Versus Teletubbies
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From Russia With Love
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Free Willy 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Jim'll Fix It
[What? Too soon?]
veni bibi saltavi
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Star Wars - The Empire strikes back
I think they later changed the dialogue in this[^] scene.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Jack Reacher
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Paris and her little friend 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Michael Jackson Story
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I'm thinking that CodeProject can be the first site, that I know of, to employ a flame-thrower button. Basically, when someone has earned the right to be flamed, then any member, with the correct status of course, can click this button. Possibly use the first 5 votes logic?
Anyhow, a flame-thrower will activate and come out of the "lucky-person's" monitor, and reduce them to ashes, all the while sending live video footage to the Lounge where we can all laugh, and make jokes and stuff.
There would be a side bar showing weekly and monthly totals, by country of course. The country with the most ashes, wins some free third-party components, a data grid perhaps.
Keeping with some of the principles of software engineering and code reuse, we would re-purpose this to be used with plagiarists and other idiots in QA, I would guess.
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