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Clickety[^] [SFW]
(From BBC News, 22 Apr 2015)
/ravi
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Phew, I thought for a moment that NZ was textspeak for Nazi 
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Is it compulsory to celebrate this day?  
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Expect a reprimand from your Prime Minister if you don't! 
/ravi
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Where is event taking place then?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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And we've got a lot to forgive them for 
(Irrespective of your citizenship)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hair pulling...WW2...yep, they're pretty much equivalent...
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As a non-Canadian I reserve the right to opt-out of forgiving the Canadian Prime Minister for...well, just about everything.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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My first born is 13 on Friday. She wanted a *special* day out on Saturday with some friends. After deciding that it would just be her and three friends from school we agreed to a small treat for the day.
In the morning we're taking them to our club for a mini make-over, what ever that entails, then after swimming we'll be having lunch there. Then in the afternoon we're taking the four of them to the cinema. It would probably be worse, but we must end it there as we're off to a friend's 30th in the evening.
I can't see the bill being far short of £400 for the day out once you add in treats at the cinema plus the little odds and sods they will no doubt require as part of the make-over.
First I married one and took my free will, now I am bringing up two who take all my money. I do love the three of them, but they ain't 'alf expensive! Girls - can't live with 'em, can't feed 'em to the wolves.
veni bibi saltavi
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That's where men go wrong. They pretend to be rich to impress the girls, where they should pretend to be poor, and get a less expensive model.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: get a less expensive model.
No, the models all want rich guys.
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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JIMMY SOUL
"If You Wanna Be Happy"
Google the lyrics. It is true... if only I had listened...
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Sounds like he was speaking from experience.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It could be worse:
The price tag for events like this can stretch to a dizzying £100,000, says event manger Chloe Astin.
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Steven Duggan ... recently organised a £70,000 event with a joint Peter Pan and Alice in Wonderland theme, including fairground rides and entertainers.
All this was to celebrate the first birthday of twins
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: mini make-over, what ever that entails, then after swimming
So they are going to get all pretty then go swimming. Seems a waste. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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They. Are. Girls.
veni bibi saltavi
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You say girls != logic ? 
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Considering my daughter is the child of a woman willing to marry me, then yes, girls have no logic! 
veni bibi saltavi
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girls + puberty = loss of logic and good sense.
They go totally insane by age 15. Some of them will start to recover at 18 or so.
Brent
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Enjoy them while you have them. My daughter went and got married. No more expense, once we finish paying off the wedding. By that time we may have grandchildren.
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So, in light of the group meetings we had at work yesterday, let's perform a route cause analysis.
You married her mother or you engaged it marital activities with her mother.
Either way, you being the common factor means you have only yourself to blame. 8)
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: £400 for the day out once you add in treats at the cinema
Nope. £400 will only just cover the treats at the cinema if you're lucky.
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I fear that. With you own, you can say "Elephant! Sunshine! You should have brought something with you!", with other's you can not.
veni bibi saltavi
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Ooohhh friday the 13!!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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