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How 'bout fart app? I bet nobody thought of that before. 
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Oooo, bad news[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh noes!
But seriously, how many fart apps are there? I kept scrolling, and scrolling and I haven't reached the end...
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Do you ever think they will hit "bottom" with the fart apps?
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I want an app that can reply to my wife's endless texts throughout the day without her realising that it is not me who is responding, and then a short while before I leave work it should give me a summary of anything it has agreed for me to do before I get home.
Version 2 should be able to record my phone conversations with her with a view to taking them over too.
I love my wife very much, but she is off work on long term sick and she does get very bored.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I just wish I could upvote that more than once.
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I like.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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+5*10^endless
But:
Why not give her a programming task?
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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How about BroApp[^]???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I suffer the exact opposite. I'll be busy* and Mrs Wife will call with a long list of to-do's and then be gone before I've even had a chance to record them
* that gin won't drink itself.
veni bibi saltavi
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Sounds like a wannabe Dr. Manhattan 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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PooperPig
else we might never find out what's going to be
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Here[^] is some early work...
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Looks poo promising!  
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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An app which will analyze CP Q & A questions and ...
... automatically push homework questions to an irrecoverable place
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Or push the homework questions on to a network of devs willing to do homework for money. I'll found said network, having little sympathy for those who think money can buy knowledge. My like of money is much greater than my sympathy there.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Should that developer network exclude the professor who gave the homework?
Or include him/her?
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Avijnata wrote: Should that developer network exclude the professor who gave the homework?
Well the professor should be best qualified to provide the answer and basically this is a service that "cheats" the educational process. Why can't the prof prove the educational system is as corrupt and unethical as the student willing to buy their answers?
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How about a calorie counting app(I am thinking of writing one and if someone else wrote one for me I could sit on the couch eating burgers and watching movies instead of writing it...)
Ability to enter ingredients and their calories per item/gram(need to be able to store brand with ingredients as different brands will have different counts).
Ability to create recipes from the ingredients with a calorie count per portion.
Ability to keep a food diary.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Nice idea. I actually started work on such an app, almost exactly how you describe, but it was targeted to be groundbreaking in mobile, and somebody beat us to it. But as a more academic, but still with potential, exercise it's probably quite well worth my while taking it up again.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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I got up off the sofa and onto the coding chair.
Having spent the past two days writing it I now have a calorie counting app - still a lot of tidying up to do but it allows recipes, ingredients and has a food diary with calorie calculations.
Not too difficult really and a fun little project.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Nice. I've been 'on the sofa' all weekend, with all good intent of returning to work on my example app tomorrow. When can we expect the article?
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Timekeeper.
Enter the task you are working on, click to start/stop/take a break.
Accumulate information for the day/week/month/year
Report a la timesheet (export to XML or pdf or CSV etc.)
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Yes, nice idea, thanks. It could extend into mobile quite nicely, for people working on site, without access to normal office tooling.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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A working lottery app would be useful.
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