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Nice. 
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You have broken the build for the last time...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The code is strong in this one I'm afraid.
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The Code is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power too.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Victory, you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of JavaScript has fallen. Begun the Code War has.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I thought it was more like a guideline?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I find your lack of proper spelling disturbing. 
I realize it might have been a typo, or perhaps you are declaring a new Bob object. 
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RUs123 wrote: I find your lack of proper spelling disturbing.
LOL. So do I. 
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These are not the coders you are looking for...
...go to stackoverflow!
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What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Hi Guys,
I need your help.
I've entered a competition over here in Blighty. The idea is to create a business pitch (in less than 2000 characters) and a 90 second video. There's also a load of paperwork in the background, business plans, mission statements and so on, but nobody gets to see these unless you make it through the first round... Which is a Public Vote.
2000 characters and a minute and a half of video can't really do justice to 4 years of work, which might sound like a long time, but it's a solo effort that I've been fitting in around the day job...
Can you see where this is going yet? I've badgered all my mates on Farcebook, but they're of the non-techy persuasion (in general). I've Twittled, twurped, linkled and all manner of other ludicrous sounding hotch potch. Then I thought of 'The Lounge'.
So here I am, cap in hand, asking my fellow developers to rock on over to this link[^] and take a Butchers ('hook' - look). If you could also hit the Vote button I'd appreciate it. I have until 5pm (GMT) Tuesday... Er... Tomorrow!
Thanks guys
Danny
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What's in it for us? 
25% of profits in perpetuity?
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If I get through I'll be hiring? Any good? 
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I'd prefer a percentage off the top!
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Me Too! 
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Beware the Share of Profits! Profit is, after all, what's left after Danny pays his salary.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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'Salary' - Isn't that something you put in salads?
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Heavens no! I'm allergic to the salad green.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Have done it for you buddy!!!
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Cheers Dinesh!
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You got my vote - good luck!
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Cheers Sascha! Appreciate it.
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Interesting video, no idea if the humor will translate to the not so techie people tho. Also was a bit fast to follow but I guess with only 90sec you didn't have much margin.
One remark (and my first thought / question):
You speak of saving money because of no commission and one integrated system and ...
But this is a business pitch, meaning you have to convince people to 'invest' into you and your business, this means that your business will have to make some money somehow, it might be worth mentioning how you'll do this.
Flat fee per year / support contracts / license fee / update fee / ... (no need to go into details to much but just a mention, I'm sure if you have to present this at some meeting you'll get the same question and will be able to explain further)
Voted 
And good luck
Tom
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