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Could you do us all a favour and start hating Bacon?
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But nobody has added one. 
(In my neighbourhood bulky waste is magically growing overnight)
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Windows Phone: 1
Car: 1 (just for going away on it's own and having courtesy to leave the phone behind)
Apple Phone: 0
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That's almost exactly an element from one of apple's old marketing campaigns.
Get a Mac, we don't get viruses!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Who wants to be a travel agent for half an hour?
I've spent the morning looking at holidays on the internet (unless anyone at work is reading this in which case I've been hard at work doing whatever it is I do).
Where would you go on holiday with my wife and a 10 year old girl?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Paris - including Disneyland(for the 10 year old), it used to be fairly cheap staying at the resort hotels(eurostar is fairly comfortable).
Cornwall - stunning views, walks, self catering, the sea and you don't have to travel abroad(i.e. no easyjet etc).
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Did Disneyland a number of years ago, took the car on the Eurostar and drove the rest of the way (in a car that needed several litres of oil to get there and back and had a boot that wouldn't lock).
Go to Cornwall every year with my family, stopping at the Retallack Resort[^] in July of this year.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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You could try the US, California - do you know the way to San Jose?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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chriselst wrote: Where would you go on holiday with my wife and a 10 year old girl?
I appreciate the offer, but isn't taking them on vacation your duty? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Yeah, but a couple of weeks at home on my own would be far, far, far more restful.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Stole that joke from Henny Youngman eh? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Roll play[^]?
Didn't hint at the budget - but Tenereife is a must if you haven't done it. Plenty to do for the little one.
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Deliberately didn't put a budget, or any other criteria cos wanted to see what people would recommend without that.
Went to Lanzarote a couple of years ago, only proper foreign holiday we've been on just the three of us. Did go to Tenerife when I was a kid with my mum, dad and brother and the Canaries are certainly somewhere I'd always consider.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Tenerife is the best for the kids - Dolphin trips, pirate boats, bays with inflatables, two great water parks, animal parks, camel rides etc. and of course being the Canaries you can guarantee the weather.
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Role a dice
Iceland maybe? Nice walks and views and ponys to look at and ride on for your girl.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Sascha Lefévre wrote: Role a dice
I Tried that - but couldn't find :: on a map.
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I'd certainly like to go to Iceland, and my daughter would love the pony riding, think my wife would complain at something so Northern though. Plus she works for a company called Iceland.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Dunno - where are you going?
Clearly, it would be polite for the three of us to avoid going there as well... 
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Staycation - Its got everything you need, its cheap and you don't have to write-off the first and last days travelling. Do I get my commission now.
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Bugger that. I've just had a three day weekend at home and had to do so much stuff I've gone back to work for a rest.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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OK then what about a canal holiday? Not cheap but we really enjoyed the 2 weeks spent on the Cheshire ring a couple of years ago.
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Mauritius. Beautiful island nation, great weather at all time, and a look at some other cultures.
Plus, you'll cross the Equator twice. **
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