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Jeremy Falcon
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.
Which movie?
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Me - at a project development meeting... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Did we meet in the elevator a few months ago? There was a guy with sunglasses, a long slim case and a tripod who wanted to go all the way up to the roof.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I just wanted to play the violin in the open air, I promise...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You mount a violin on a tripod? And the case was far to long and too flat for a violin.
Well, whatever. Would you perhaps play another tune when you come next time?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Would you perhaps play another tune when you come next time?
What's wrong with Beethoven's 5th in caliber .300 for rifle and muffler? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Nothing, but I had another ... audience in mind.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The Snake Whisperer
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Schwarzenegger's political memoirs.
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Paris does Buiz
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Code Reviews II: This Time it's Personal.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Code Reviews II: This Time it's Personal.
Isn't it always? As far as I'm concerned, code reviewing is a contact sport! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Duh! Has it ever been anything but?
veni bibi saltavi
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Are you currently on it, just fond of it, or just fond of murdering people?
Before you answer: remember the NSA is probably reading this... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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NSA you mean "Not Sure About" 
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Ed Miliband - A Life
veni bibi saltavi
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Who?
Labour have a new leader, don't they? (This post written next month)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Zombieland
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I have been using Adobe Reader XI to read and fill pdf forms. The problem I am having is that when I place checkmarks on the form they will not print. I print out the completed form and all the checkmarks are missing. Not very useful at all.
Does anyone have a recommendation of a free PDF form filler that works as advertised?
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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I solved my own problem. I used Adobe Reader to fill the forms and Fox-it reader to print them. What a pain, but it works.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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fyi: there is a "free tools" Forum on CP: [^]. Whether there's any PDF goodness there for you: I don't know.
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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Been listening to the steam radio for this election thing for a few hours now and all I've heard in any interview is how good or bad it's been for their respective party. Is there any sense in which they should be caring about how it affects actual people?
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Obviously they'd all say it's good for the people if they'd win the election and bad otherwise
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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