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Under which stone have you been hiding the recent years?  (Leslie alert!)
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I guess you did not get it. Say 7 8 9 out aloud.
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You're not getting it. That joke is old, I mean very old.  
You didn't even get the Leslie reference! 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: You're not getting it. That joke is old, I mean very old.
I know the joke is old. I did not know that MS used it for their version of Windows.
If you knew about that, then good for you!
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But their wasn't a Windows 9, a 95 and a 98 but no 9
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: but no 9
That is the point. Say 7 8 9 out aloud.
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but that only makes sense if you speak English else its just counting
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Jeremy Falcon
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.
Which movie?
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Me - at a project development meeting...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Did we meet in the elevator a few months ago? There was a guy with sunglasses, a long slim case and a tripod who wanted to go all the way up to the roof.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I just wanted to play the violin in the open air, I promise...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You mount a violin on a tripod? And the case was far to long and too flat for a violin.
Well, whatever. Would you perhaps play another tune when you come next time?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Would you perhaps play another tune when you come next time?
What's wrong with Beethoven's 5th in caliber .300 for rifle and muffler? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Nothing, but I had another ... audience in mind.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The Snake Whisperer
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Schwarzenegger's political memoirs.
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Paris does Buiz
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Code Reviews II: This Time it's Personal.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Code Reviews II: This Time it's Personal.
Isn't it always? As far as I'm concerned, code reviewing is a contact sport! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Duh! Has it ever been anything but?
veni bibi saltavi
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Are you currently on it, just fond of it, or just fond of murdering people?
Before you answer: remember the NSA is probably reading this... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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NSA you mean "Not Sure About" 
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