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Pass the vomit bag; I'm going to blow some chunks. 
Seriously, these barf-inducing 'aphorisms' are fine for, well, nothing.
Way to blow your reputation before you really get going. 
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Get a life! 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Also, source control. An important life lesson that is not taught in university.
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Backups. Lots of backups. Lots and lots of backups. And then back them up.
Far more important than source control. 
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Oh, I feel sooo inspired now! 
But seriously, "unlimited human resources" (from profile) is just a slight overstatement right?
Too bad I can't downvote!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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That's hilarious: on a project now to use Web.API with some 300 legacy asp classic applications. It is quite good fun, though really weird looking back at the old stuff, especially when it was written by, by the looks of it, 300 different programmers each of whom had a very different idea of how to deliver data to the page!
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Leslie told us about that a while back... 
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I suspect this one too. 
Wonde Tadesse
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Careful, they can be used for evil.
Big Hero 6[^]
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I've been turning a blind eye to the commentary on the British Election mainly because I've been in bed as sick as a dog, but for fairness sake we need to stick to the rules and have all politics in the Soapbox[^] please.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I hope you are feeling human again?
If not, then get well soon - hopefully it's nothing serious. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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OriginalGriff wrote: If not, then get well soon Lay down, Stay
FTFY 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I wouldn't say that there has been any political discussion; more like a general consensus that we all hate all politicians.
Besides, one of our own was involved.
He's not involved any more, of course... (Bwah-hah-hah-hah-haaa!)
(I know, I know, it's cruel of me to mock losers. Losers are people, too*.)
But the point remains that I haven't seen any political points being made; just people having a laugh at political @rseholes candidates, with no mention of their policies.
No-one is soapboxing this party's policies or that's, so it's not political discussion, it's just discussion about the events of the day.
We're English, so we can make the distinction between having a discussion about political preferences and having a laugh -- something that the Usians proved they can't do, when that filthy politician of some party or other was elected as president, back whenever it was. Every few years, I think.
I think the closest we got to being political was when Nagy and I had a poke at racism, but that still falls short of the mark.
* DD, if you don't take a poke back, I'll tell everyone you're a wuss!
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Hey, we don't ALL hate politicians!
Some of us find them entertaining, in a gallows humor sort of way... And occasionally delicious, with a side of fava beans and a nice chianti.
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I think the problem with the image of politicians is that we only see them in one context (when they're lying through their teeth to us).
Maybe they could improve that image by doing what others in the public eye do to improve their image -- a reality TV show, where they're subjected to something that they're not normally subjected to.
I think I'll write up an outline and send it to Fox. I reckon "I'm a Politician, Please don't Waterboard me Again!" would be a hit.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: we only see them in one context (when they're lying through their teeth to us).
How can you tell when a politician is lying?
His lips move...
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I'm a Politician, Please don't Waterboard me Again!" would be a hit.
Not there's a kickstarter idea if ever I heard one!
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: "I'm a Politician, Please don't Waterboard me Again!"
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And, those of us that do, don't hate ALL politicians.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Mark_Wallace wrote: We're English, so we can make the distinction between having a discussion about political preferences and having a laugh
As can a lot of the rest of the world. I get it.
However, it's either I fine tune the warning to specifically define "Discussions about Politics" and "Discussions about Everyday Things That Happen To Revolve Around Politics" and the difference between having a laugh and grinding one's axe, or I just, for the purposes of sanity, say "how about we step over here and discuss this away from the gentle-folk, lads".
It's been a long day.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Mark_Wallace wrote: He's not involved any more, of course... (Bwah-hah-hah-hah-haaa!
Shame on you mark, that is way too much laughter.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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