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...perhaps you could have a go at this[^]
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I have seen this on imgur. While this guy must have the biggest balls ever, it is a f**g bad idea to post this since copiers/challengers may have less luck in their attempts. 
In the comments below the imgur post there was a link of a guy attempting to walk on a big crane, failing and stepping over in the void. 
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All this was no problem until Newton invented gravity.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Gravity isn't a problem, it's Earth that sucks.
I ain't got no signature.
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In that case, you might want to rent a flat (pun intended) on the next neutron star.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: All this was no problem until Newton invented gravity.
You can just go and ignore gravity. As long as one isn't aware that gravity exists one won't fall.
How do I know this, you may ask? The answer is simple: Watching all those Road Runner cartoons was very educational! 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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How could I forget! After all, I used to live in a place where coyotes and roadrunners live. Actually I prefer it when the coyote ties a rocket to his back and lights the fuse.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm absolutely fascinated by free running but at no point am I tempted to give it a go. It's a very fine line of knowing how far to go to protect people from their own stupidity.
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There is just one thing about it that I find interesting. If I laid out a few tiles of the same size and the same distance apart on the floor, I could probably dance on them with little trouble or missteps. Doing the same up on that building would get me killed in seconds.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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True - but it would make a crap video for youtube
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Only in theory. I would not post such a video. A few weeks ago I posted my first and up to now only video.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: A few weeks ago I posted my first and up to now only video.
By which he means he put a VHS tape through someone's letterbox.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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It's true that nobody asked me to direct a movie yet, but at least my flying is not too bad.[^]
By the way: Does anybody have an idea where that 'meow' sound may come from?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Doing the same up on that building would get me killed in seconds.
Yes, because of the heightened awareness of the dangers involved. If you are on a sidewalk, that part of the CPU is in standby and eating almost no resources at all.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Rage wrote: guy attempting to walk on a big crane, failing and stepping over in the void
Darwin generally gets his due!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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This guy is totally dumb 
I do freerunning but that is just sick, i can only shake my head for that
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I just threw up in my mouth a little...
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நெஞ்சு பொறுக்கு திலையே-இந்த
நிலைகெட்ட மனிதரை நினைந்துவிட்டால்
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Warm-up*:
Girl in trash can where Brits live (7)
CCC OTD:
The French, be in Spain, is a chink! (5)
Good luck!
* Only in a way, it's too easy. Actually, both are quite easy.
I ain't got no signature.
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Pirate Guy wrote: The French, be in Spain, is a chink! (5)
The French - La
be in Spain - ser
Laser ? (Edit: I am still looking for a chinese laser).
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Spot on! That was much quicker than I anticipated.  Solution for the warm-up one?
You are up for tomorrow anyway. 
I ain't got no signature.
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I must reckon I still cannot relate "Laser" to "chink".
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Rage wrote: I still cannot relate "Laser" to "chink".
They are synonyms: ref1[^], ref2[^]; "loose" ones, one can think. 
I ain't got no signature.
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Mmmhh... OK, I was rather on a slang side (maybe influenced by Tintin[^])
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Pirate Guy wrote: You are up for tomorrow anyway
I have prepared one, but the chances are high that I will forget to post it  -> PM me if it is not up by 9AM (GMT) tomorrow.
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