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These are the kind of things only to happen in the UK.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Homer Simpson had a crayon up his nose for 30 odd years[^]
..and has it again up his nose 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Are you sure he hasn't some british ancestors?
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Blutfaust wrote: These are the kind of things only to happen in the UK.
Well, if it happened in Russia, it would be an alien brain implant.
Marc
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That does snot sound like fun.
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Yeah, seems like a crazy booger.
/ravi
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No one nose how the dart got there.
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Quote: Mrs Easton, 77, who lives in Buckinghamshire, had taken Steve to hospital at the age of seven or eight, suspecting he had swallowed the sucker from the dart.
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"I was really worried so I took him to hospital and they X-rayed him and checked everything and they couldn't find it."
x-rays to look for a piece rubber.  I wonder if the local quacks also regularly prescribed penicillin for colds or the flu. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Sunday: 5-10-15
Monday: 5-11-15
Tuesday: 5-12-15
Wednesday: 5-13-15
Thursday: 5-14-15
Friday: 5-15-15
Saturday: 5-16-15
Sunday: 5-17-15
Monday: 5-18-15
Tuesday: 5-19-15
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
modified 12-May-15 15:13pm.
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Nope:
Sunday: 2015-05-10
Monday: 2015-05-11
Tuesday: 2015-05-12
Wednesday: 2015-05-13
Thursday: 2015-05-14
Friday: 2015-05-15
Saturday: 2015-05-16
Sunday: 2015-05-17
Monday: 2015-05-18
modified 12-May-15 15:11pm.
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Nope too:
Sunday: 10.05.2015
Monday: 11.05.2015
Tuesday: 12.05.2015
Wednesday: 13.05.2015
Thursday: 14.05.2015
Friday: 15.05.2015
Saturday: 16.05.2015
Sunday: 17.05.2015
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Pah. ISOs are overrated. 
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I think your calendar has a malfunction. Friday is May, 15th and saturday doesn't follow on sunday. 
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#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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isn't adding extra months into the year cheating? you're not a project manager by any chance?
what do you call the 13 month Danuary?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Smarch[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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uh, try reading it the USA way.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Why, I am not American
And i didnt know they had extra months either
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That's a rather myopic, pedantic and provincial attitude.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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and yours isn't? or is only the US important and the rest are just backward irrelevant footnotes?
Maybe you should have prefaced your OP with the condition that it was a US thing and as such myopic, pedantic and provincial
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Usually, one should try to read another's post in the context of the poster, not your own context.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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