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Hang on, I'll just put my stick down.

I can confirm much of this as absolute fact.

Other interesting facts include:

Australians will gamble on anything. Astute visitors can fund an entire holiday by starting every sentence with "I bet ...".

ALL of the wildlife is dangerous. NO exceptions. Even the bloody flies bite!

There is no such thing as an MOT - that pile of rusting metal listing on the curb is someone's family car.

If a driver is wearing a hat, stop, wait for them to drive away or they will kill you.

Road rules are guidelines only.

OffRoading does not require a 4x4 - any hatchback will do.

The beer is sold in small glasses. People will tell you this is to stop it warming up - it isn't so. It is so that aussies can keep up with the drink count when compared to Poms (e.g. "I had fifteen beers last night, mate!" = "I had fifteen pints last night, old chap" ) see also "the beer is stronger than you think"

Roadsigns. When a road sign warns that a bend's maximum speed is 55kph it means 55. Take the bend at 56 and you will die (see also MOT information).

Speeding. The police hide their radar traps - usually at the side of a straight, steep hill where you can't avoid speeding.

The law states that radar traps must be signed. The sign is usually placed 4 feet from the van, entirely hidden until after you pass it.

Roadkill. There's lots of it. When it's a kangaroo it can be accompanied by large quantities of car parts (see MOT).

Hitchhiking. Don't.

People will tell you that crocodiles jaws can be held closed with a small rubber band. Count their fingers.

Kangaroos really do hop down suburban streets (see roadkill) They can disembowel a dog with a single kick.

Australians are very friendly and welcoming of visitors. This is because we need to make up the numbers for all those 'lost' due to the long list of lethal animals!
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