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Maybe that's how you get people going to church again...
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Anyone interested[^]?
I am not!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Well, I am!
I want to be killed last hey!
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May you succeed to survive. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Finally found one I can solve. clickity[^]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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/ravi
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[pedant]oblong, slightly warped[/pedant]
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Does anyone know who originates these words? Perhaps the Washington Post, which runs a weekly competition on neologisms.
Anyway, for your enjoyment:
Errorist : Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.
Askhole : A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
Ambitchous : Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
Dudevorce : When two male best friends officially end their friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.
Nonversation : A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events .
Destinesia : When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned.
Unkeyboardinated : Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.
Cellfish : Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them.
Textpectation : The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.
Carcolepsy : The inability to stay awake and alert when in a car, or any other thing that moves, such as trains, planes, and busses.
Hiberdating : Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Deja Poop : The feeling that the same sh*t keeps happening over and over to you.
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My favorite is
Circumvent: The opening in the front of men's underwear
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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How about:
Reprehensitive: When your representative acts reprehensibly. As in Ted Cruz is a reprehensitive from Texas.
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Vivic wrote: Errorist : Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.
A much better use of the term would've been terrorists who manage get their explosives to go off before intended. (I was searching for a sample video that was on the BBC site a few weeks ago, but then decided against repeatedly using these search terms...)
Vivic wrote: Hiberdating : Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.
That just seems to me like the polite thing to do (I'm assuming that "ignoring", in this context, involves a smartphone).
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I've just discovered that the collective noun for a group of Squid is "A Shoal"
Damnit .. it should be a "Squad of Squid"!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And the squads should come in fours 
A Quad Squid Squad.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
modified 17-May-15 11:34am.
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Not just squid - I believe it applies to all species of fish.
/ravi
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Most of 'em, yes (there are exceptions like a company of angel fish, a battery of barracudas, a fleet of bass, a shiver of sharks...)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well yes, but a squid isn't a fish.
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You're right - it's a mollusk.
/ravi
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I really like the idea of using "squad" for a school of squid, but "shoal" just sucks; it's an insult to the intelligence of the cephalapods.
The large Humboldt squid, for example, often travels in schools of more than one-thousand, and hunts collectively.
cheers, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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That's not a Squad, that's a whole battalion!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: That's not a Squad, that's a whole battalion!
Looks like you are thinking of a squidron.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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I prefer a plate of squid.
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Lightly battered in tempura batter I find is best.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I see new movies coming up:
The Squid Squad of Death
Squidnado
Sandsquids
The Soul Sucking Shoal
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