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Ooh! Bookmarked. Thanks for that link.
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The CODE Project API could help, but not sure.
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I would imagine that if not the top download, dan.g.'s ToDoList[^] with over 358 THOUSAND downloads is at least a serious contender.
Marc
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Ummmmmm...[^]
(I hate my keyboard. ome key don't ork.)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Metallica? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Modern day crop circles, but much easier to pull it off.
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Desperate to use a payphone, a visitor to town searched high and low, and when he eventually found one, it was already occupied. Hoping that the man inside the kiosk wouldn't be long, the visitor waited impatiently outside, constantly looking at his watch.
In an attempt to convey a sense of urgency, the visitor kept staring at the man on the phone but soon noticed that he wasn't actually saying anything.
As the minutes passed, the visitor kept looking, nodding and pointing to his watch, but the guy inside paid no attention and just stood there with the phone in his hand, saying nothing into the receiver.
After a quarter of an hour, the guy inside had still not said a word into the phone. Thinking that he was being deliberately obstructive and just wasting time, the visitor finally lost his cool. Opening the door of the box, he tried to snatch the phone from the other man's hand.
"Do you mind!" said the guy with the phone. "I'm talking to my wife!"
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/ravi
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There are some truths which transcend space and time, and this is one of them.
True irrespective of country, or time period.
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Damn! I've been sussed.
How did you think I got my rep? I pop forwards, find what's going to be funny, the right answers, and then I pop back and post them before any of you can think about them!
Oh, and don't leave the house on Tuesday...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've got a really important question to ask but won't be able to post it for an hour or so.
Oh divine one what will the answer be? You aren't related to this[^] guy are you?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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"No, she's a Striga"
But whatever you do, don't ask the wrong question! 
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Cool. Can you tell me what the next lottery numbers are. Ta
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Yes.
They will all be integers.
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Actually one of our lotteries has a head or tail as well. But there's always Convert,ToInt16(Head||Tail)
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Is this so Ozzies who can't count beyond 2 get to join in?
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They have their own lotteries, so I can only assume it's for us dumb kiwis! Aussies can easily count to 6 cause that what a six pack of beers come in
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Sorry about that - didn't notice you were a Kiwi!
You must know my aunt Heather then - she moved there in the 70's?
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Naturally. Just like you must know my sister who moved to Caerphilly decades ago.
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The dyed blonde? Met her yesterday... 
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The old six degrees of separation. But if you include your dyed blonde, that be seven degrees. Not my sis.
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Must be a different Ross in NZ she sent her love to.
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I'll pass it on . I'm sure I know that one
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They worship you as if you are a god.
Are you a god?
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