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Many years ago a friend of mine worked in the support section of a UK company that provides Accounting software. After a prolonged conversation with a User she was unable to determine a fix for their problem so requested "a copy of your data diskette" to be sent to her.
You've guessed it ... a photocopy of the disk appeared in the post the next day 
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It's like.... a picture of a 3D print of the save button icon?! 
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Reminds me of the story a friend told me when he worked in tech support.
User kept calling and saying the diskettes that had been sent to him did not work.
After the failure of the fourth one, they decided to physically visit the user and ask to see the defective disks.
When they got to his cube and asked to see the latest failed disk, he spun around in his chair and removed the disk that had been held to his cube wall with a magnet.
My friend refused to say where the body was disposed.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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What's your phone number? I've got something for you...
Will Rogers never met me.
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555-867-5309
Software Zen: delete this;
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Why Jenny, you've really changed!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, but I've got her number.
Software Zen: delete this;
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This reminds me of a user that had a web page layout problem, difficult to replicate of course, so I asked her to send a screen capture through of what she could see. A couple of hours later I receive a hand drawn picture of her screen, buttons, images and all! Very artistic and entertaining 
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That beats the phone picture, hands down! 
Software Zen: delete this;
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I was going to give a smart ass answer but I would love having one of these[^].
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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OMG it has a rotary engine, I want! I bet it sounds amazing. And drinks a lot of gas.
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looks neat
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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OMG it has a rotary engine, I want! I bet it sounds amazing. And drinks a lot of gas.
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No, I'm not going there...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Where? To Dallas with Debbie???
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Better than to Hilton with Paris... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ah[^], I sense a pattern.
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Here[^], so not all the posts are about Win X.
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If you are dating a girl who doesn't like Star Wars, are you looking for love in Alderaan places?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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She's probably not the girl I was looking for.
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I find your lack of Faith disturbing.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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