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Does anybody read those books, or do they have their own CodeProject site with a Q&A?
"I am new to this surgery thing. Can somebody explain how I ressurect the patient?"
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Q&A?
"I am new to this surgery thing. Can somebody explain how I ressurect the patient?"
Typical QA. You never give us enough information to actually help.
Is the patient dead or just mostly dead? There's a big difference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbE8E1ez97M[^]
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I have made sure he is dead.
How do I continue resurrecting? Are you sure this is the right approach?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Are you sure this is the right approach?
Of course. You can trust Billy Crystal. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: "I am new to this surgery thing. Can somebody explain how I ressurect the patient?"
Try these:
-> There is no recovery from a fatal exception.
-> Try turning it off and on again
-> It didn't die; it crashed
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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The basic article is a good read
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I started with C# in 2011, so probably I might not had that much fun as you people had. 
*silently steps back from the conversation*
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Coder (Hired) wrote: I stated with GW Basic in 1984
I started with FORTRAN IV in 1975. 
The only BASICs I've been forced to use were GDBASIC on HP Minicomputers and HPBASIC on HP 9845 desktop computers. HPBASIC was rather advanced, but GDBASIC was garbage created for in house use at General Dynamics.
I don't miss any of them! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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I really liked GQ Basic. I wrote some really cool apps back then.
And I sure do miss hunting down GOTO stafu's.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I never saw GQ Basic, happily. My career nearly ended abruptly, in fact, when I was tasked with porting a bunch of old test programs from GDBASIC on a HP 21Mx minicomputer to a shiny new HP 9825 desktop computer running a modern language called hpl. After wading through GOTOs, chained segments and subroutines that were numbered rather than named, and attempting to interpret hard coded constants in equations over a span of months, I complained to my boss about the crappy programming and suggested that we hunt down and shoot the moron who wrote the stuff. He got really quiet, and kinda embarrassed looking, and said, "I wrote that stuff."
Oops. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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i am really really new member of codeproject. I saw there are reputation system on the site. But i do not know why it is there. i would be appreciate if someone can explain me why reputation system and what we gain from it or simply give me a link which contain the details. thank you.
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It is a game to which everyone can play, and in the end OG wins.
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Haha, Take my +1 man, just take it. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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We can trade in our points for AOL cds.  
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Every 100,000 points, Sean comes round with a rather interesting gift. My advice is not to get 100,000 points.
veni bibi saltavi
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The gift is fine.
It's the outfit he wears that's the problem...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Was he wearing a sheep cheap outfit?
Espen Harlinn
Chief Architect - Powel AS
Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Every 100,000 points, Sean comes round with a rather interesting gift.
I think we've just learned why you started drinking. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I've got a bragging left, does that count?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I've got a bragging left,
I think you've got bragging left overs. 
Serious, take a year vacation and let some people catch up.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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The practical use of it is that as you build up rep, the range of things you can do increases: http://www.codeproject.com/script/Membership/Reputation.aspx[^]
None of them are essential for participation with the site, but they can help to improve it for everybody.
The impractical use is that you can cash your points in for real money, provided you have the highest reputation, and you don't live in Wales. And don't mind the exchange rate, which is only available for conversation to the Triganic Pu.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: you can cash your points in for real money Zimbabwe Dollars
FTFY 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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