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There I was sitting at the bar, staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears." Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me.
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"
/ravi
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Oldie but a goodie.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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It didn't make me sick, but, made me want to sleep.
 Good night everybody,  (as per Pakistan Standard Time)
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Sorry, couldn't help it. Album with the song.[^]
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Great. Now that song is stuck in my head.
And I'm not even a native...
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Use this[^] to flush it out.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Makes me wonder, though ...
... about where they kept the camera around take-off time (between ~20 and ~45 seconds into the video).
Not sure whether mere zooming can achieve this. Or is it mixed with graphics?
modified 13-Jun-15 0:38am.
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Yes, an interesting point.
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Just tried the free version[^] on a small VB project.
The tool ROCKS! Only a couple minor things needed to be cleaned up, and it also puts comments in for where it made important decisions. Simple user interface, it generates a complete folder with solution files and project files (as in, it doesn't just convert VBarf, it actually rebuilds the entire solution for you with C# code.)
Recommended.
Marc
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And miss out on a perfect opportunity to write some good 'ol VB!? NEVER! 
[Edit]
I read that the other way around. The VB has already been written...
I guess someone already took that perfect opportunity
[/Edit]
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Sander Rossel wrote: And miss out on a perfect opportunity to write some good 'ol VB charge a client a small fortune to convert it to C#!? NEVER!
FTFY
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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 Thanks for the link.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Looks like an awesome tool, need to add to the Free Tools[^] section.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I think I'd consider that the first turd polisher that actually works.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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I sincerely hope I will never have to look at a VB program, ever. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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JimmyRopes wrote: I sincerely hope I will never have to look at a VB program, ever.
The scary thing is, the VB code wasn't compiled with the Strict option (one reason why VB sucks.) I enabled it on a small project and there were probably 100 errors. I also discovered the machinations the previous programmer went through to implement "static" objects. OMG. What a disaster.
Marc
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I feel for you.
Sixteen years ago I took a contract where they used VB6. I couldn't believe how bad some VB programmers coded.
Fortunately, I haven't looked at a VB program since 2002 when the contract ended, and hopefully never will ever again.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Must try it out Monday. The once I've used in the pass have been more problematic then beneficial
Thanks
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I've used one of their trial products to see what some legacy java code would look like when converted to c# - it took a bit more 'hand polishing' of the result, but I learned a whole lot about java reflection thence c# reflection on the 'journey'
Their product gets a thumbs up from me - with the caveat, crap (any language in) => crap (any language out)
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Have a look at ILSpy[^]
It does dll to c# well enough, so you don't even need the vb code ...
Espen Harlinn
Chief Architect - Powel AS
Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra
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VB6 or VB.net?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: VB6 or VB.net?
I would assume vb.net since it converts to C#. That's what I tried.
Marc
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If that's all it does, MEH. Lots of tools that can do that reasonably well already.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The Convent was running low on money, so Sister June got a job in the local pub. Quickly she became the Employee of the Month – she was the best bar nun.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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