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If I have 10 slices of bacon and you take 5, what do you have?
That's right! A broken hand and a black eye.
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As I'm a 3XL and you are an M, I would say a good catch...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You know size doesn't matter...
Well, the size of the bacon does! 
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An opportunity to gift you with the 5 pieces?
Unfortunately, my liver does not like bacon or other fatty foods and I don't like how it makes me feel, so I tend to avoid it.
For those that do enjoy it, I am happy for you.
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A serious criminal case on your hands 
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As promised I got my CodeProject t-shirt... 
There is a tiny problem - it's a size of M (I'm more like a 3XL)  , but no worries, my wife loves the color!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Then why did you ask for M? I also did, and my "M" size fits lovely.
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I was ashamed of my size
(or maybe Sean is dyslectic...
from my email: "Wow! Thank you... I'm 3XL (even I try not to be )")
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I am not overweight, I am under tall. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Too
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Thankfully the shortest day of the year is passing. The day at my latitude is only 9hrs 34 mins long.
I hope all you good people in the bottom of the globe[^] are enjoying the extra daylight because I want it back.
Some of you at the very bottom must be having a long day,
So Im interested to see whose got the longest day today or just long it is (the day that is.. Out of the gutter )
modified 21-Jun-15 5:18am.
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there I was, reading this and thinking "he's nuts" - but then I saw your map/projection
(only thing is, the magpie season cometh !!!)
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Which means eyes painted on the back of your head I presume. They not too common here.
The father in law got attached once while out for a cycle ride. He went home got the gun and blow the nest to pieces.
modified 21-Jun-15 5:23am.
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yes - and where I live (as opposed to where I was born) they are rather protective of what we'd call 'feral pests' at home ... (that and being able to shoot from a moving racing bike is a tad difficult)
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I read that wrong!
I thought you said the day was 9 minutes 34 seconds long - 23 hours 50 mins of darkness. :brrrrr:
Glad I was wrong!
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If it's was that bad I would have moved years ago. Not a winter fan. Only 14c today brrrrrr
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If it's any consolation, it's the longest day today, but grey, overcast and about the same temperature!
I just stuck my temperature gun out the kitchen window and it says it's 11.9C out there...
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Still morning for you now. So I should imagine you'll get above 14.
I the ideal world I'd like to spend summer here( 25 to 30) and six months in somewhere like Noosa Heads in Aussie for winter...
Just got to figure out how to achieve it...
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It will be approx. 82F (27.7778 Celcius for you nut jobs in Europe ) today in Albany, NY
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OriginalGriff wrote: just stuck my temperature gun out the kitchen window
[snigger]
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Go north far enough and only 9 minutes of daytime is a real possibility.![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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...or far enough south.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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... or if fast enough, go East.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Go far enough and you get 6 month days, and 6 month nights. I just didn't believe anyone wants to live there!
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As it seems just now, my day will be extremely long comparing to yours...24:00
I definitely would like a 9:34 day...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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