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A shame - I loved that show 
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
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According to Linda Thorson, talking on the Home Service this morning, he was an avid naturalist and would often great visitors in the nud! And of course he was a man of great taste, even marrying a Hungarian.
veni bibi saltavi
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Just to add, read his obit in the Torygraph[^]. Nothing bizarre there...
veni bibi saltavi
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Just put my dirty dishes with my clean dishes!
Can you believe that?
Luckily I noticed just in time so I could clean out the dishwasher before the dishes mingled too much.
Could've ended badly!
Someone should really make a (thriller) movie out of this.
Or maybe I should write a book.
Don't know if I can take much more excitement today 
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Sounds like a metaphor for picking up someone else's krufty software project, except there it's thinking the dishes are clean when you take them out of the dishwasher, eating off of them, and discovering you've acquired some creeping crud disease.
Hmmm, ok, the metaphor doesn't really work. 
Marc
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If this was a software metaphor I'd probably take out the dishes only to find out they were all dirty and now I have to get an entire new kitchen to get out the stink 
Nope, I was really just talking about my dishes!
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Sander Rossel wrote: 'd probably take out the dishes only to find out they were all dirty and now I have to get an entire new kitchen to get out the stink
Aye, and not just the kitchen, but usually the whole house! 
Marc
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And if it was a Micro$oft house you'd need to start with an entirely new, unproved technology and a budget that was clearly a hallucination.
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
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Frank Alviani wrote: And if it was a Micro$oft house you'd need to start with an entirely new, unproved technology
Nah, you'd just buy you're neighbor's Rube Goldberg house with that infinite budget.
Marc
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Woes? You mean sex and drugs and rock and roll? When they finally cremate me I want the bloody funeral parlour to burn down.
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Get a dog. No dirty dishes. Simples.
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Another woe of a single middle class male is that he can't take a dog because he's not at home for most of the day.
Getting a cat later this summer though
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Taxidermist.
Have them put wheels on the feet, and you can still walk the thing, although the kids at the park are kinda freaked out. (Note: Don't offer them candy to calm them down, you might get tazed)
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Paper plates and plastic cutlery.
Every simpleser
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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When I read your title, I really thought this was going to be about Batman: Arkham Knight...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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"They are the dishes I deserve, but not the ones I need right now" 
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These are not the dishes you are looking for.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sander Rossel wrote: Don't know if I can take much more excitement today
You need to get out more man. People aren't supposed to rot inside all the time. Need that work-life balance. Build a life. Think with your p*cker and find some chicks. Anything to get out and enjoy the world.
Jeremy Falcon
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Interesting points you have there.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: You need to get out more man.
I'm going out almost every weekend! And I'm reluctant almost every weekend too
Jeremy Falcon wrote: People aren't supposed to rot inside all the time.
Yes they are! 
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Need that work-life balance.
More work, less life!
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Build a life.
Build a career!
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Think with your p*cker and find some chicks.
Never was a ladies' man... Never know what to say. Not just the ladies though!
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Anything to get out and enjoy the world.
Anything to stay inside and not meet people
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Ah the classic struggle between extrovert and introvert.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jep
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Ahhh, you need to hang out with extrovert people who can make you the same. Wait... You don't want to meet new people. Deadlock. 
But, there are always non traditional ways to break the barrier... 
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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