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Miley Cyrus wins the Tshustin Bieber lookalike contest:
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The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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* reaches for the mind bleach *
veni bibi saltavi
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OMG! Is it drugs?
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Thanks, now i can't sleep anymore 
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 You sir, have a really twisted mind
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If it was only the mind that was twisted, the Lounge would be a calmer place...
veni bibi saltavi
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That photo came at me like a wrecking ball!
Hogan
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I basically want to have a recipe for a project that I want to create. Well its more a question of finding the correct 'ingredients' that would be needed to solve the needs of the project.
I am a C++ programmer, and I want to create a R128 sound level meter but I don't really know what subjects to research.
So I will probably use one of the new C++ GUI frameworks that use the latest compilers for C++. I would need a library that allows me to extract the audio data. Anyway you see what I am getting at.
What is the most appropriate place to get advice on what building blocks will be needed (and new knowledge acquired)
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You got a bit too far...I'm sure he can find answers much closer than that...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yup, I knew I should have added section to the title!
Is there a better place than the lounge?
Thanks Maximilien, Cinder and openFrameworks where already on my radar due to Herb Sutters graphics challenge. It is more the audio side that I don't know where to look, both with Frameworks with audio extraction and knowledge on how to process the data.
Please suggest any books on audio processing that might be helpful, as well as any possible frameworks that have some of the necessary tools that might simplify the task.
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Stone Free wrote:
Is there a better place than the lounge?
Nope. There's no place better than the lounge. Admittedly it stinks of bacon and gin at times, but when you've nothing to do there's no better place to do it.*
- and, if you've something to do, there's no better place not to do it
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed.
He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.
Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again.
He tried a fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail's pace.
Two weeks later, he got five notifications in the mail, of traffic fines for driving without a seat belt.
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I know this is a joke but I am still not sure how can camera trigger for seatbelt violation?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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I am still unsure how it can detect black seatbelt in front of black jacket or scarf etc..
Anyway that's the monster camera. 
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Now, what happens if the seat belt and the person's shirt have the same color and blend in? 
"I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak
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Strictly speaking it doesn't need a trigger for that. You could simply photograph every car that passes irrespective of speed. In time, if it's not already secretly in place, a detection device that automatically triggers cameras and other detection devices when the belt is not properly engaged will no doubt be an essential part of the driver's seatbelt.
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Easy to circumvent: my dad hates seatbelts (fortunately he pressed me to properly use them and now I can't drive comfortably without them, except on hot summer days) so he engage them before seating. That way the weight sensor on the seat detects the driver, the engaging detector signals ok and that terrible buzzer stops beeping 
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Today i rode the first time this year by bike to get to work. Lungs were acheing and the pump was working faster. Only 3,5 km i have to ride but on the way to work i have some nasty rise to cope with. I feel im totally out of shape cause i needed ~23 min to get to work, the 2 traffic lights included.
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Eat more chips!
The more chips and gravy you eat, the more circular you will become! 
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Easy to get on a roll that way too. 
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XD nice
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