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Quit clowning around, you just had a clown TOTD.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Only a fool would consider doing that.
*Do I see a big shoe, red nosed trend starting here?
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Says one cannibal to the other, after eating a clown, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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No. If the clown held the door for you, he would be a nice jester.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary R. Wheeler wrote: No. If the clown held the door for you, he would be a nice jester.
Correcting the logic of a joke makes it much funnier. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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:bow:
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yesterday, the 8th, when it was supposed to arrive between the 10th and the 14th.
Loving it so far. It boots up in less than a second!
Even when the normal HDD (for data) has spun down, it takes less than a second to spin up again, so I don't even really notice it (other than than the spinning noise it makes).
I didn't post yesterday as I was getting everything set up.
It's this one[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
modified 9-Jul-15 19:21pm.
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Nah - he wears contacts...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Nah - he wears contacts...
I knew his eyes couldn't be that blue!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I checked his profile pic; that's an awfully brownish shade of blue.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I honestly hate contacts, so I wear glasses.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Agreed--is he going to describe that machine, or is he the only one privy to this information?
To borrow a meme: Specs or it didn't happen.
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Look at his comment history... he posted about it a bit ago.
edit: Nevermind, that was someone else...  ...so, specs or didn't happen OP!
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I think we're all making him feel rather self-conscious by now.
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He has posted about that laptop before... it's not in his history though.
Maybe the post was deleted or something.
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It got voted as spam/abusive. Although I got to it through my history to get the link for this thread, so it was there.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Maybe I just didn't look closely enough...
Sounds like a nice machine though, enjoy! 
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Added link to description.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Oh, a laptop.
Well, I'm not gonna rain on your parade if that's what makes you happy. My laptops have always been cheap machines, as they're typically impossible to upgrade in any meaningful way, so if you want anything decent you have to pay a fortune upfront (which it seems you did).
Personally, I'd rather have a kick-ass desktop hooked up to a ridiculously large monitor(s), and tons of RAM and storage. For me, a laptop is just something I use to remote into it.
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I've been on that plan for a while... works for me.
Although I do see the appeal of having a good laptop as a "do it all anywhere" machine.
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Albert Holguin wrote: Although I do see the appeal of having a good laptop as a "do it all anywhere" machine.
Appeal, yes, cost-efficient, or practical...not so much.
I'm now used to coding at 4K, and you won't get me using that resolution at, what, 17"? 19"? Are there any laptops with larger screens?
There simply is no practical "do it all" solution in that form factor.
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dandy72 wrote: I'm now used to coding at 4K, and you won't get me using that resolution at, what, 17"? 19"? Are there any laptops with larger screens?
Think most people just get an external monitor(s) with or without a dock for their desk.
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"Quit making of a SPECtacle of yerselves, thinking yer all SPECial demanding SPECifications," he writes, as he removes the SPECk from everyone's eyes sitting around the SPECtrum.
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Added link to description.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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