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... who believe in telekinesis..
.. raise my hand.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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... now lower it... now raise it... lower it... yeah, faster... 
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But it was stolen from someone else.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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But it was stolen from someone else.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Off to a curry house with colleagues this evening - I think I will have the tarka masala. It's like tikka masala except it's otter.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: except it's otter
"Lark's tongues! Otter's noses! Ozelot spleens! ... I've got wren's livers, badger spleens"
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Are you the Judean People's Front?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: I think I will have the tarka masala.
You've got to be joking. 
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That's highly offensive to StackOverflow Googlers* everywhere.
*I mean programmers.
We also rip off code from CodeProject.com with nary an upvote or comment.
modified 15-Jul-15 14:07pm.
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When I tell you a time-machine joke?
veni bibi saltavi
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Lesley did when you posted it next week.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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but I'm not sure if anybody got it.
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Your joke delivery was unreliable.
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Socket to me!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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but nobody got it until the next morning's stand-up scrum.
Marc
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Everyone on my Scrum team thinks he's a stand-up comedian.
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Nobody ?? ....lack of interactions I must say.....was that really agile (joke) ? 
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You should not bring new jokes into the current sprint. It should have been discussed for the next one.
Nick Polyak
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Quote: You should not bring new jokes into the current sprint
Nope! It was a back log 
Ranjan.D
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Is that your story?
/ravi
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..in case it gets taken the wrong way.
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I would have told him to shove it...
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Just beware any slip-of-the-tongue!
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Oh, you've met my proctologist?
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