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Contact Mr Osama Bin Laden, c/o Pakistan.
If it's returned "Not known at this address", try again - he's just the shy, retiring sort...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The late Mr Laden! 
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Some kind of Zombie disease should do it, or more likely a lethal, incurable and rapidly spreading flu.
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Simply by waiting roughly 20 to 30 years 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I think the human lifespan is a bit more than that.
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i read similar quote here in someone's signature...
i want to change the world and make it better but someone could please give me access to the source code.
Ravi Khoda
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Well i suggest a disease, i practiced that with plague inc.
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Quote: Firstly, does anyone have a good idea on how to get rid of six or seven billion people?
it says charity begins at home. you can start with yourself first. 
Ravi Khoda
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The world would be a better place if we got rid of ...
... all the impurities in the minds of all six/seven billion of us.
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I would like to keep my impurities, thank you very much.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Great minds... 
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Me too!
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Maybe, impurities was a wrong word. I can always take excuse that English is not my natural language 
I meant, a world bereft of despair, and sorrow; where everyone is happy, almost like a family. Then all the 6/7 billions will be happily co-existing.
I know, sounds like Utopia.
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Avijnata wrote: I meant, a world bereft of despair, and sorrow; where everyone is happy
They would not know they were happy, it would not even be anything special anymore. You cannot have positive without negative.
Avijnata wrote: Then all the 6/7 billions will be happily co-existing.
Peacefull co-existence is self-defying; you'll find that there is something called "evolution" that has simply programmed us otherwise.
Aiming for something that cannot be achieved always ends up in a failure.
Avijnata wrote: Maybe, impurities was a wrong word.
I don't think it is; politicians seem to exist to identify these things and to protect me from them. Because politicians know what good is for me, something that I cannot possibly know 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Avijnata wrote: The world would be a better place if we got rid of ...
... all the impurities in the minds
A world of 7-8 billion dull-as-dishwater people?! That would probably be enough to get 4-5 billion to commit suicide, for a start!
The diseases caused by all those rotting bodies would probably do in the rest.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Avijnata wrote: impurities in the minds
Now, what could that be?! 
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Take the safety labels off everything and you'll have a good start!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Just wait them out.
We have passed "peak child[^]" so assuming normal lifespan "peak human" will be in about 70 years
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chriselst wrote: does anyone have a good idea on how to get rid of six or seven billion people?
Get FaceBook to report that "Suicide is trending".
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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chriselst wrote:
Firstly, does anyone have a good idea on how to get rid of six or seven billion people?
Move to another planet?
Marc
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Sit them in a room and force them to watch Piers MorganI
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I want to execute 7 billion people.
I am not a monster!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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