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They asked the wrong software guy...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Intel and Micron have a new way to store data that they say is denser, tougher, and faster than the competition, and it's already starting production. Yes, please.
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Now my machine will boot in 3 seconds! 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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The most sensitive work environments, like nuclear power plants, demand the strictest security. I'll take non-hacks for $200, Alex: "The attack requires both the targeted computer and the mobile phone to have malware installed on them"
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Small, responsive and dedicated performance teams tend to be the ones that produce the highest-performing Java code, according to a study released today by RebelLabs. Or drink like crazy for a temporary alternative
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Next article: Ersine defecatory locale preferences show correlation to tree cover
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Microsoft's distribution of the free upgrade may affect the Internet at large, says analyst. ...buffering...blurb loading...buffering
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Quote: In other words, although someone may have a 40Gbps (gigabit per second) connection to the Internet through their ISP,
Ok, speak up, which one of you moved into an internet exchange to get that fast of a connection?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Windows 10 launches this Wednesday, and for the last few weeks Microsoft has been working hard on getting last minute bugs fixed before general availability. Yeah, I think I'll wait for a while
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Yeah, I think I'll wait for a while
A year or two seems a good start 
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
modified 28-Jul-15 18:29pm.
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So means it will be rock solid right? 
Kevin
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Kevin McFarlane wrote: So means it will be rock solid right?
No, it is just a beta as usual 
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Those web pages that stop you getting to the information you really want in favor of asking you to Download An App are deeply annoying. Now we just need to convince them how useless their, "Watch this before viewing the webpage" adverts are
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Google already knows more about your online activities than you might like. Now Google has filed a patent to search and add your personal real-world experiences to its data store. "The entire history of you"
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What on earth is the point? Eventual extortion?
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So when you put on the new version of Google Glass you not only will look stupid but will have all the rights - patented - to feel stupid!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yes, there is a monthly subscription offer buried within Windows 10. To play Solitaire. OK, that's it! I'm really installing Linux now!
Plus, that way I get robots! W000t!
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I never pay money to play with myself.
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Prolly paint too which I use to crop paste and save screen grabs.
Opps I shouldn't ta said that.
I just realized that used to be sol.exe
And we owned it.
Now were sol.
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I'll just play multiple versions on my Android tablet for free :P
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No worries, some dev will definitely code a free Solitaire for the rest of us.
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Maybe Aisleriot works on Windows, too?
Ciao,
luker
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Google has finally announced the Google+ news that everyone has been waiting for: Your Google+ profile will no longer be your identity in all Google products. What's Google+?
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About time.
Jeremy Falcon
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