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At my local minimart, the cash register has a fan louder than my computer's and produces a cacophony of clicking noises when operated, as if it runs on relays! I don't think it even has a serial port. WTF | :WTF:

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

Google Voice transcribes incoming voice mails, which can be very handy. However, sometimes it doesn't do a great job. ‪#‎GoogleFail‬

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Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

It appears that Google has cooked up a new grammatical form of English.

Its one word summary seems to be:

offensive

Google Nose[^] was a better invention that this is.

The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~

It wasn't an "invention" or "april fools". It was actual, real-life experience with google voice.

Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

There is actually a medical condition of zero functioning olfactory.

This is not the simple decrease in smell that everyone experiences each year of their life

It is real. It's called ANOSMIA, and can disqualify you from certain types of employment.

Are you sure it's GV's fault? I've dealt with a few people in my time who speak exactly like that!

In some cases, it may be the speaker's fault. However, in this case, it was, IMHO, GV's fault.

Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

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Yeah... well... I still don't get the point of these.

- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

No one does... if we all stop responding, he'll stop posting

If it's not broken, fix it until it is

Kevin Marois wrote:
if we all stop responding, he'll stop posting

While appreciating your optimism, the voice of experience, alas, says: "that's doubtful."

«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.

Hey guys, thanks to a post in the soapbox with this idea, I'm thinking we should all rally together in Bugs and Sugs in support of a bacon emoticon. In times of need with wars, bad economies, and lackluster movies, this is something we need to bring us all together again.

This is the post[^]. Vote for it. Bring rise to the wonder that is :bacon: and all its glory.

Good Stuff | [The good stuff]

« this could be bacon

Jeremy Falcon

Be careful what you wish for. Chris might like Canadian Bacon now, eh.

I would love to see that. A bacon emoticon ruined on a piece of round ham. Again, I must laugh a hearty laugh. Laugh | :laugh:

In my recent trip to New York, I saw chocolate covered bacon. OMG | :OMG:

Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

I've seen them too. Never tried one though since it seems like a heart attack wrapped up and served on a platter.

Jeremy Falcon

Didn't try it either.

Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

For heart attack on a plate I raise you the Battered Mars Bar!!

As a youngster I tried deep fried Mars bars.

I just wish someone told me to batter them first! D'Oh! | :doh:

Not exactly my brightest move. Laugh | :laugh:

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon

Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

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