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Sander Rossel wrote: Gotta keep those arms in shape, I'm in IT you know
So you want them flaccid and white?
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Munchies_Matt wrote: flaccid and white
How about weak and pale? 
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Don't tell me. My last trail race was really hard. You know, Klingon developers run like hell. 
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I remember I started going to gym twice in 4 months. Gave up! Not my life-style.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I'd never go to the gym.
Never say never, but I don't think anything is more closely to never than me going to the gym 
I got some stuff at home.
And I'm still having trouble to motivate myself to lift those weights.
It's horrible, but at least I'm building some physique...
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Sander Rossel wrote: I got some stuff at home.
Sure you have stuff at home, but do you have hot women walking around in skin-tight lycra at home? 
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I could hang a poster on my wall... 
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I'm lifting serious weights every day.
Gotta do something 'bout that belly!
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Exactly! 
And a belly is really the only thing I have...
I've been 20 kg heavier than I am now.
Really, I weighed almost 80 kg and people told me how I was skinny and had no arms...
Until of course I took off my much too wide shirt and revealed my pregnant-looking stomach 
And now I weigh 60 kg and people still tell me how I am so skinny and have no arms...
Until of course I take off my shirt and reveal my pregnant-looking stomach 
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Lifting weights isn't the best way to reduce fat; if you're looking to get rid of your belly you're better doing cardio like rowing, cycling etc. Whilst lifting weights does burn energy, it's nowhere near as many calories per hour as cardio does. The main weight-loss benefits of lifting weight is that muscle burns calories even while at rest so your general metabolism is slightly increased.
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I added some bacon to my morning routine* today and now I feel awesome!
*which already included a reasonable amount of bacon
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Your joke is wasted on this vegetarian
I added some proteins to my breakfast though 
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No joke.
But you're a vegetarian who feels not so good, I'm full of bacon and feel awesome.
Enjoy those extra years won't you 
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: But you're a vegetarian who feels not so good, I'm full of bacon and feel awesome.
You got me
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OK, I get an Alert: "Verify your MS account".
OK, no problem.
Yes, yes, microsoft - send the code to my email.
Apparently, email addresses are case sensitive now, because my email "Paul....@....com" entered in "proper case" doesn't match the account email which starts with "pa..." OK. Try again, all in lower case this time.
Success! I get a code!
Enter code, it verifies, and then notice the account email on the message:
Microsoft account
Security code
Please use the following security code for the Microsoft account Pa*****@[REDACTED].com. Which is all in "proper case" just as I entered it the first time...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You missed the point, it was a game, Game of suprise. I hope you have enjoyed playing it.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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That is only because MS saves your data on an Unix Filesystem. For every user they make a Directory...
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Its MSFT, what do you expect?
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I hate all that code verification BS
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I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill.
Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman.
That's when he realized he had made it home safely.
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
A teenager asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?'
Granny replies, "f**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"
Wife gets naked and asks hubby,
'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!
The wife's back on the warpath again.
She was up for making a sex movie last night, all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them.
It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.
I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, "Screw it, soldier on!"
I woke up this morning at 8, and could sense something was wrong.
I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked.
I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 11:30.
Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week.
Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.
I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed,
"I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
A Catholic boy in confession says,
"Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister."
"That's a disgrace," said the priest," especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."
I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom.
It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
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Move to Soapbox
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Vivic wrote: I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill.
Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
A little bit like this[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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OK, I admit I laughed, I will go to hell.
Again.
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And after all of that, "Dawn" still rated it 2/5.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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