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It is pretty common for companies, at least in America, to provide free coffee to their employees via a coffee machine. I don't drink coffee so each job I have worked at I ask for free Snickers candy bars. No one has come through yet. Is it too much to ask that the minority (non-coffee drinkers) be treated fairly and equally?
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RyanDev wrote: I don't drink coffee
I am so, so sorry for you ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
veni bibi saltavi
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Why? I also shudder when I only think of having to drink that brew.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well, because it's very beneficial.
Try this,
thank me later
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RyanDev wrote: I don't drink coffee so each job I have worked at I ask for free Snickers candy bars.
I don't either. However, I'd rather have some other sort of snack or finger food.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: I'd rather have some other sort of snack or finger food.
Let's focus on Snickers first. When we get that victory, we can expand. 
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RyanDev wrote: When we get that victory, we can expand.
You keep eating Snickers and you will expand. 
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: You keep eating Snickers and you will expand.
Probably, but we can't prove it yet.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Chocolate covered espresso beans are pretty good.
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RyanDev wrote: free Snickers candy bars
How does this relate to getting free coffee?
RyanDev wrote: Is it too much to ask that the minority (non-coffee drinkers) be treated fairly and equally?
What about tea or water?
How is getting free snacks anywhere close to free coffee?
Fell free to enlighten us!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Don't bother, non-coffee drinkers are notoriously illogical!
veni bibi saltavi
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Says the addict.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Manfred Rudolf Bihy wrote: Fell free to enlighten us!
Seems it may not be possible for some. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Seems it may not be possible for some.
Are you trying to tell me you're experiencing difficulties arguing your point or are you just being an a$$hole?
Inquisitive minds need to know!
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred Rudolf Bihy wrote: Are you trying to tell me you're experiencing difficulties arguing your point or are you just being an a$$hole?
Nope and nope.
The point needs no arguing.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Same here (non-coffee drinker) - we have tea for that, but I do not drink much tea either...
I will check for snack - never thought of it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: I will check for snack
Alright, send me some if you find anything good.
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What about bacon??
Life is too shor
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megaadam wrote: What about bacon??
Hm, bacon snickers. I like it. 
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RyanDev wrote: I don't drink coffee
Don't worry I'll help you covering it up by drinking your share, too.
RyanDev wrote: I ask for free Snickers candy bars.
I'm happy noone thought about that, I'd be diabetic and severely obese. I elephanting love that poison.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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den2k88 wrote: I elephanting love that poison.
Are you talking about Snickers or coffee? 
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Yes!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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This is what I call a "first-world problem". Buy your own damn candy (go to Costco or Sam's Club and buy big-ass boxes of them for less than retail). Problem solved.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Buy your own damn candy
You're racist against non-coffee drinkers. 
I'd love to see your reaction if they took away your coffee at work (assuming you drink coffee).
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