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Spam of the day
From unknown person:
Your appointment with the Designer Team is scheduled for:
Tue, October 19th, at 11:30 p.m.
You must remember I am an old fart and go to bed early. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I am not an old fart, but would still leave an out-of-office-message 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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11:30 is early! 
(And I'm a Grumpy Old Fart, I have a coffee mug to prove it)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Cool! So you have a real excuse for showing up 12 hours late!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Need new glasses as I did not notice that it was for last night. I guess I need a time machine.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: Tue, October 19th
Which year is that? Today's Tuesday, and it's the 20th. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Thus it is spam. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Or someone's getting really organised for 2021!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Sounds familiar. On Monday a project manager two layers up from me in the food chain accidentally added my name to an e-mail CC: list. Since then I've been added to one meeting invitation and sent numerous information requests from anonymous bozos.
None of the people involved seem to realize I'm actually Coding Drone #2593112, and not a person of significance in the hair-gel-and-BMW set. I've given up replying to them .
Software Zen: delete this;
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I heard that CERN is going to try to "make contact" with another dimension sometime this week.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Good job I bought that black hole insurance...
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Black Holes Matter.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Sounds like a Bad Pr0n Title of the Day (BPTOTD).
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Water, meet monitor screen. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Black Holes Sun
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Nice.
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All insurance is Black Hole insurance - money goes in and never comes out.
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Well, that's OK - opening dimension gates always works out fine in computer games...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes, usually it does and don't forget teleportation experiments[^].
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Yeah, I need to get home...
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That's out of this world!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: another dimension
QA?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Hope it ain't the 5th Dimension[^]
I never cared for them then, why dig them back up? 
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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Considering where that thing's located, the obvious implications of "make contact" would be some sort of groping.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Should I be concerned? 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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