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It's not that skillful!
veni bibi saltavi
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Ygnaiih wrote: Has anyone here ever been called Code Monkey?
yes
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At the end of another day of the joy of programming, fresh bananas in hand, I respect myself too much to give a shyte what other people think 
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Code on my brother and enjoy the bananas.
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BillWoodruff wrote: bananas in hand
hmmmmm.... tmi, I think
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I've been called "An angel" by a customer, "Über" by colleagues and "Super brilliant" by both 
Only a very rude and arrogant external developer called me "a little man" once (which means something like "unknowledgable, unexperienced"), but that tells more about him than me
Sounds like your working environment isn't all that great and maybe you should bring it up...
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A server guy once called me a code monkey - he's been a server monkey ever since - no big deal with a beer apiece.
As for your workplace - well I've heard of such situations (mainly in Dilbert) - but in my place (not a software outfit) people come to IT for a hoped-for "boon of coding." IT can (and should) present itself as a priesthood (think in terms of user kowtow).
Finally - once they're steeped in your code, you have them by the proverbial short-hairs. They just need to be reminded.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Worker Bee is a compliment and distinguishes those people actually doing something from the management who sit in meetings and don't actually do anything.
Code Monkey is an insult meaning that even a mindless monkey could do the job. I've have treated as such by management and architects.
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Worker bee is an insult. There is no differentiation between the skills sets of the bees. Any bee could potentially do any other bees job.
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I call myself a code monkey in some contexts, I also call guys data monkeys, they call themselves data scientists.
You do need some context!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Wow, that is pretty outrageous.
I have called programmers, "coders".
The upside is that he might have meant it "endearingly" ???
Anyways, I probably would have said (and note the wording) to that IDIOT:
What would you find more insulting "Code Monkey" or "Architectural A***Hole"?
As for the "Worker Bee"... I would ask my boss if that makes HIM the "Queen?"
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Then again, I have been IN TROUBLE with management, so going my route might lead to
a consulting career where you work for yourself, but LOVE LIFE soooo much more!!!
I would say it was RUDE.
BTW, I have found MOST Architects who think that way, FAIL. And I have seen more than one business bankrupted by them. So hold on to the outcomes to come!
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Quote: Has anyone here ever been called Code Monkey?
Yes, but never by a professional. It all depends on how you see the term. I tend to take it as a complement - actually. You're agile and limber enough to swing through the mazes of code. And they're one of the smarter species...
If it was continually used in a professional environment, I'd slowly lose respect for the source. It's like calling an architect an origami maker - sure, it might go together pretty, but does anybody care for more than a few weeks?
When I talk to people who don't even know what source code is, I open an editor window and say "This is what we go through every time you find a bug!"
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I interpret "Code Monkey" as a term of endearment, and I call myself this all the time. I am a simple creature who loves to play with code. I do not take offense from this term
see:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWrjYdD0Tg0[^]
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The first time I heard the term was by an employee who referred to himself as a Code Monkey. I didn't think anything about it except it was a humorous moniker. My take from him was that he was happy just sitting in his office as long as we kept throwing him bananas (paying him) and giving him fun toys to play with (cool programming problems).
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I have named myself "Principal Software Simian" in my AD profile.
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I referred myself as a code monkey once to express my displeasure in a sudden role change for a project I was "supposed" to have deep involvement in.. I was given opportunity to have an active part in nearly every aspect from design to deployment.. Then one day I get word that the Architect is leveraging a 3rd party solution for the backend and he already presented a UX design with the business side. Already prototyped and mocked up the UI and established the technology requirements.. Screens and navigation were essentially done and approved. I was just to hook up the plumbing in the middle tier and maybe some fit and polish work.. While not a trivial piece of work, having the carpet pulled out from under me and reduced to final cleanup and assembly didn't sit well.
So in that context, the name was properly used to highlight exactly how I felt I was treated.
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Just laugh and let him know that the current PC term is "Software Simian."
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I worked at a place that only wanted drones.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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0) Coil needs to be replaced in the house A/C - $3400
1) My computer died this morning. I think the CPU got fried because the cooling fan went tits up while I was at work yesterday.
2) Dogs killed a possum, a cat, and a rabbit this morning. They immediately followed that up with trying to snatch birds out of mid-air (they've succeeded at this on several occasions).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: 1) My computer died this morning. [...]
2) Dogs killed a possum, a cat, and a rabbit this morning. [...]
There may be a correlation...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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You might have written a such bad code that took too many cycles to execute instructions heating up the CPU, knocking down the cooling fan, which lead to increase in room temperature.. & that led to the A/C overload and an eventual break down.
Looking at all these the dogs went mad and got into serial killing mode. Case closed.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Well combined Mr. Holmes!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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