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or Phuc Yu Aso.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Surely spambots can't pass the Turing test. But the people who actually answer them... 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Just offhand, my guess is that you would fail a Turing test...
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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That's the joke (I agree it's subtle) 
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Obligatory xkcd: https://xkcd.com/810/[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Given the IQ of the average Facebook user I'd say spam is often the most constructive comment you could find under anything... 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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One of the in-laws got some automated text messages for a survey about a recent transaction that was made by someone else. They had mistakenly keyed in her phone number and hilarity ensued. She started arguing with the survey which was asking her to rate the interaction and telling it how the person who obviously sold an item fraudulently should be fired and arrested for theft/fraud.
The best part was how she posted screenshots of it online to show how the company was trying to scam her. 
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... when you open a fresh bag of coffee beans and the aroma wafts through you nose screaming "MAKE ME INTO CODE!"
![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
veni bibi saltavi
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You named coffe and I can smell it. I think I may have an addiction problem... subsctractions seem to work fine though 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: ... when you open a fresh bag of coffee beans bottle of gin and the aroma wafts through you nose screaming "MAKE ME INTO CODE!"
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A morning without coffee is like a day without sunshine.
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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I cannot do mornings without my coffee. It'd be like breathing underwater.
veni bibi saltavi
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And I like to have two sunshines per day 
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Quote: two sunshines per day
I can't find the article but apparently coffee can help you with that as well!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Coffee. Uh - sorry - I was off in thought for a moment.
Actually, consider: the Colombians get us with their alkaloids, one way or another.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Unfortunately the french roast said, "oh just give up and go back to bed".
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..Is the bottom of all your metallic Mac books. I cannot imagine holding it on my hands just for few mins without the insecure feeling of it slipping down. And it's really odd. Please don't think it's an exaggeration. I'm sure there would be a bunch of Apple fans sleeping with their books hugging it, which includes so many from my own team!. What I'm feeling is just true. The grip is 0 at the bottom, It's not for me. I'm getting back to my lovely-stuurdy-rubbehry thinkpad.  One of the best creations of mankind. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Must be caused by dew drops on your fresh Apple. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Perhaps the top surface is even more slippery, because it really has the apple ...
... with its fresh dew drops, mentioned by Afzaal.
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Maybe it's deliberate to be able to sell new computers/insurances/repairs?
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What's the difference between "slipperiest" and "most slipperiest"?
Tautology methinks.
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WiganLatics wrote: Tautology methinks.
Clive James opined in the Guardian recently that any post including the word 'methinks' should be consigned to outer darkness as it is alsmost certainly nonsense. I think you just proved him right.
For the record the major authorities on grammar (OED, for example) now pretty much agree that a double superlative (or a comparative superlative or a qualified unqualifiable such as 'very unique) is a meaningful concept adding a sufficiently distinct nuance to be free from the charge of tautology. Sorry if that's extremely impossible for you to get your head round.
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