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Even though I know it's junk food.
Even though I know I don't want to read the ingredients list.*
Sometimes it's just soooooo right.
Just did some hot dogs for lunch. And they were lovely...heated in the brine from the tin, fried onions, ketchup, mustard, white bread bun...yum!
So what if they are the culinary equivalent of VB? 
* Really, really don't want to read the ingredients list. Confucius he say "Never read ingredients until digestion is complete".
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So you mean VB is easy to digest?
....or hard?
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I mean it works...but...you don't want to think too hard about what you're doing, or tell people...
Oh. Bugger.
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With "culinary equivalent" I would go for easy to chow down but hard to digest. 
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Not something I really like admitting in public, but Lidl is the place to go for such things. Puts the Tesco/Sainsburys offerings in the shade.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Lidl do some good stuff - their fruit and veg can be excellent.
I don't go there often, because it's a fair trip to the nearest branch (and you have to queue for ages to get out).
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I totally agree, me an my missus had snacks/lunch there for a long while when we were less wealthy, we usually ate that junk food on the benches of a near park.
Now we often do our grocery there because they have good and cheap tinned products (mais, beans and so on), bread and WONDERFUL ravioli with a large choice of fillings (the last I tried were pecorino and honey, heavenly). Even the meat is good and cheap, the sausages and hamburgers there are of good quality without being too expensive.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Because even the wurst German sausages are better than any others.
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Whenever I am in NY, I end u going to Penn Station and down in the bowels there is a little store that sell amazing hotdogs, I just put everything on and enjoy!
veni bibi saltavi
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down in the bowels I don't want to know. 
Certainly not whilst we're talking about hot dogs!
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I refuse to follow the link until digestion is complete.
Probably about noon tomorrow...
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Be ready for unscheduled movement orders.
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"You are what you eat".
..and since I know the ingredients I would not even feed it to the cat 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: So what if they are the culinary equivalent of VB
You need to be more specific, are we talking Dibbler here (VBA) or Bratwurst from Aschara (VB.Net)?
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I've just got bored and while looking at tw@tter found this from Jon Skeets
Quote: Just had random email with the title "I am a better programmer than you" with a link to a nearly empty github repo. Very, very odd.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Clearly, he thinks no code is better than Jon's.
Or more likely, he thinks a one-line VB "Hello World" app is the epitome of development... 
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It's unlikely to be buggy if it's a one liner...
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You clearly don't visit QA enough if you believe that!
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Well I can't usually decipher what they want.
It's generally a one liner question "I need codez urgentz" etc for what may or may not be a complicated solution (it might be Hello World, it might be an entire OS but they rarely explain it well enough to be sure).
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Fewer code is better code!
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Avijnata wrote: Zero Code = Zero Bugs == Zero adherence to the specification
FTFY! 
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Well...
format C:
or
delete.this
are only a line of code, and can be quite entertaining
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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