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Are Asian jokes just plain wong?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't know, all the Asian jokes sound the same to me.
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An hour and a half after reading this I feel like I need to hear another one.
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Better yet, go for the Mime!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Some might consider it a Wonton act, but Chin up, lad. We can always use a new slant on things.*
* remark just for the pun of it - not meant to be taken seriously - please!
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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They're just not right[^].
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. - Liber AL vel Legis 1:40, Aleister Crowley
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Two Wongs don't make a white, kid.
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Ya, but can she scrounge up a bacon sandwich?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Looks creepy. I want my robots to look like robots, thankyouverymuch. I'm OK with them acting and speaking as human as they want, just don't try to look the part. Gives me the willies.
Does that make me a botist?
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Vark111 wrote: Does that make me a botist
I would think that it makes you a humanist 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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After having seen the picture of the both of them, I'd have to say: No, sorry, I jut got a headache... 
It might disappear if they decide to invent a Debbie-bot, though... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Not sure the red dress suits her.
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Two words, Uncanny Valley[^].
Imagine waking up during the night with this thing leaning over you and it says, "I noticed you were having a bad dream, would like me to comfort you?" you scream and then you wake up from that dream with this thing leaning over you and it says, "I noticed you were having a bad dream..."
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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ahhhhhhhh!
I will be faarrrkkkking legless before I am carriedcto the car ftombhere. - Michael Martin - Christmas 2015
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I would definitely disable 'autoplay' on that device.
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Website wrote: Unlike conventional robots, Nadine has her own personality, mood and emotions. She can be happy or sad, depending on the topic.
If the bugger comes near me it will experience panic and terror. I wonder if it has any preprogrammed survival instinct 
I'd not recommend having a companion that could have rather strange bugs or 'features' - especially not with the amount of free alternatives. Do wait a couple of centuries until the technology has matured a little bit.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I will be faarrrkkkking legless before I am carriedcto the car ftombhere. - Michael Martin - Christmas 2015
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: I'd not recommend having a companion that could have rather strange bugs or 'features'
That's most Women isn't it?
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"Sure Slacker. You're not trying to hit on me are you? I'm programmed to play for the other team."
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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This is definitely for those guys who can't make it with real women. With Nadine, you can program it/her to your liking. Just learn to program or hire a programmer.
Kind of like a Stepford wife. The movie is rather strange.
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Huh?
"Assoc Prof Gerald Seet from the School of Mechanical & Aerospace Engineering NTU, has spent the last three years developing EDGAR..."In future, a renowned educator giving lectures or classes to large groups of people in different locations at the same time could become commonplace. Or you could attend classes or business meetings all over the world using robot proxies, saving time and travel costs.""
I am thinking that perhaps the prof has been spending a bit too much time in the classroom (or lab?)
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