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For God's birthday, does he get omnipresents?
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Does he drink the Maker's Mark, or just devine?
Life is too shor
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He gets socks, to replace the holy ones.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's an observation of biblical proportions!
/ravi
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It was a Revelation to me.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Nice Job.
...it might be kinda hard to see what I did there....
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Let other people be the Judges of that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I say throw the book at him.
/ravi
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If he tries to catch it, he may hurt his psalms.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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He doesn't have a prayer!
/ravi
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But he's a lot of amenities.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Maybe he can crucifix it?
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Maybe, then he can cross it off his todo list.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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For heavens sake, I can't.
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I imagine he's grateful for anything that's not gold, frankincense, myrrh or another damned partridge in a pear tree!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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No normally I just get given Clothes or Beer.
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That's a coincidence! I used to have an inferiority complex too - back when I thought there was somebody as good as me!
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OriginalGriff wrote: back when I thought there was somebody as good as me!
There was. his name was Christian Graus.
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"Brute forcing an administrator’s SSH password, which reportedly only took “0.32” seconds due to the credentials being left as default..."
That's the scary part.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
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I need more space for my signature.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre
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You have got to stop collecting quotes. Or maybe start a blog to hold them. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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