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hufnfew4w8rhf 
That means I've come to a point where I can no longer operate a computer (or anything for that matter) 
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Running Gnome I presume?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Running Gnome Kabouter I presume?
FTFY
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Cinnamon on Mint and uhhh... The default on Ubuntu.
I really wouldn't know the difference
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Nothing of that meant anything to me.
I'll stick with the defaults which, according to the article, is Gnome for Ubuntu 
And Cinnamon (whatever that is) for Mint
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Running Roaming Gnome I presume?
Go and smell the roses! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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VirtualBox is way better than the rest, one of the benefits is that it is updated every week or two. The scripts that control the devices are also updated. Linux Mint, Ubuntu Studio and Ubuntu itself are a must have in my list, then there come others like Elementary OS; trust me, it's a very beautiful version of Ubuntu.
I got a list of them, I even try out Mac on my Windows. Which is definitely worst experience, but you understand the point being made.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Sander Rossel wrote: Yo dawg, we heard you like operating systems so we put operating systems in your operating system so you can operate your systems while you're operating your system
Now install a virtual machine inside that virtual machine.
(next version of Hyper-V will allow you to do that...some other products already do - don't know if VirtualBox is one of them though)
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A coworker once TeamViewed a computer he was TeamViewing with from the computer he was TeamViewing.
Infinite loop, drain of resources, and crash ensued
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Ever Skyped with somebody who shared his screen with you when he's using some other tool to look at your screen?
The 'mirror in a mirror' effect is...interesting. No crash though.
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He puts his cakes in the wheely bin.
What the faarrrkkkk does this mean.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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OriginalGriff wrote: I had to look it up though: Captain ThunderCrotch III: Russell Howard, Right here, Right now[^]
This what I and the kids were watching on TV. I had just never heard of them before and wondered if anyone had actually heard of the phrases in question in the real world.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Russell Howard is from Bristol. In OzzieSpeak, that's a bit like "he's from Tasmania".
They don't do things - or say things - the same down there...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Those particular phrases are Howard's inventions designed to mock the ones that people do use by being patently absurd (as opposed to unintentionally patently absurd).
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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He's a bunch of fin sticks.
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Rage wrote: He's a bunch of fin sticks.
Well that didn't help me a bit.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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In the domain of my current project I'm dealing with exchange formats where records are saved with key-value pairs each in a separate line:
### header
001 value1
002 value2
010 value3
300 value4
### header of next record
(etc)
As I'm planning on writing a Tip/Trick on a general purpose reader for that kind of format I'm wondering if there is an existing term for this - something like "line separated values"?
thanks, Sascha
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Key-Value pairs?
Dictionary?
Hashtable?
Associative array?
Or am I missing something?
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I'm looking for a (possibly not existing) term for the file format, like CSV also refers to the file format (or layout if you will) although in-memory it would be a DataTable or whatever.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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key-value pair data file
«In art as in science there is no delight without the detail ... Let me repeat that unless these are thoroughly understood and remembered, all “general ideas” (so easily acquired, so profitably resold) must necessarily remain but worn passports allowing their bearers short cuts from one area of ignorance to another.» Vladimir Nabokov, commentary on translation of “Eugene Onegin.”
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Headache
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You have no idea! The general file format is the smallest of headaches - when you see the field descriptions the real headache starts: "215 : Indicates if the title is contained in field 300 or 315" might give you a small idea of it...
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
modified 28-Feb-16 6:02am.
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