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Before they have autonomous cars in Maryland, they have to design computers that can jump out after a crash and run away from the scene.
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From JavaScript to big data to devops, we break down your best bets for bolstering your career this year. List is incomplete: I don't see VB6 on there at all
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I didn't read it, but what about COBOL.net?
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Yeah, they ignored that one too. Philistines!
TTFN - Kent
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I'm currently working on .NET MVC with Oracle or SQL Server, JavaScript and CSS/LESS in the front end, and Jenkins as CI server.
Whenever I get frustrated I shout out "let's just do WinForms in Visual Basic with an Access database!"
Somehow that always cheers me up 
Another thing that cheers me up is saying "well, it seems the only solution to this problem is NoSQL"
Those are all words that get other developers in bad moods, agitated, or scared.
This list somehow reminded me of them
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The kit will probably cost twice that, but still a good deal. 
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It is actually being sold for $35 right now at:
Raspberry Pi | element14[^]
This is one of the licensed resellers. $35 for real! This is going down for real. 
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What's a Date? Many a programmer still does not know how to handle it properly. On Feb, 29, the luggage transport software of Düsseldorf Airport (Germany) crashed due to the strange value.
Flughafen Düsseldorf: Schalttag-Problem legt Koffersoftware lahm.
Keine Abfertigung am 29. Februar: Das ungewöhnliche Datum hat eine Gepäck-Software am Flughafen Düsseldorf durcheinander gebracht. Mehr als tausend Koffer blieben liegen.
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Oops!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Sounds like business as usual 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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A journalist issued such a “hack me” challenge to expert hackers and the resulting pwnage was not pretty. Spoilers! (You get hacked)
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Next time, they should ask tier-3 hackers.
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Microsoft today announced that they are taking pre-orders for HoloLens Development Edition and it costs about $3000. Augment all your realities!
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A team of Stanford researchers have developed a novel means of teaching artificial intelligence systems how to predict a human's response to their actions. They've given their knowledge base, dubbed Augur, access to online writing community Wattpad and its archive of more than 600,000 stories. Let's hope they don't read, "To Serve Man"
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So, I should start reading one book at a time to my laptop? To get it to have some common sense.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Ages ago you could double the capacity of a 5.25″ floppy disk in just a few seconds, and the only tool you needed was a hole punch. Bumping a 3.5″ floppy to a whopping 128GB requires a bit more effort. Because "just stick a thumb drive in the USB slot" is too easy?
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Lost clusters!...just like the old days 
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What a bs...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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India MP Kirit Somaiya says he's looked into the little-known company that makes the phone and says they're Ponzi schemers. "Step 3 is profit!"
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Aaand... he's upset that he didn't think of it first? 
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Quote: profit!
Something that fits in a pro way.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Software updates are just another term for cryptographic single-points-of-failure. Don't bother upgrading? Yeah, that will be secure.
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A concept is a set of requirements on a set of template arguments. “Concepts” is currently an ISO TS and it is proposed to be put into the standard proper for C++17. The Concept concept
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