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This is getting way out of hand. If you're cooking, you should be standing there watching it to make sure something doesn't catch fire.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Or, in case of asian food, doesn't run away. 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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That's what guns is for don'tcha know.. 
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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If so, in what way the oven is smart?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I would guess that, if you buy one it has to be smarter then you.
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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Well, having my oven timer "bounced" on my phone could be practical.
I can imagine an "intelligent" oven that can be programmed from a recipe that would turn up or down the heat at certain time, or inject some steam for some recipes.
I'd rather be phishing!
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I don't care, time will tell! 
Might be handy? who knows!! ...
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BillWoodruff wrote: I'm addicted to shopping in the local Thai open market
Likewise. We moved in to new apartment a month and half ago and stopped going to supermarket. There are people from nearby village who come every morning with fresh vegetables. Yes the produce is not as shiny as it is in supermarket but somehow look, well, real. This adds one chore to wash away the soil in the leafs and roots but it is worth it. Plus, we feel we are doing something good for these farmers.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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And like every other 'innovative' real food company (read anyone and anything but soylent's sludge) that's cropped up on the internet, they only offer family of 4 sized portions. Got a bigger family, well I hope it's 8 or 12 people at your table, smaller and you'd better learn to love left overs. I don't have a problem with cooking 2 meals worth of food for myself; but things I want to eat 4x within a week are few and far between.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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...my toilet was upgraded to Windows 10, but it was easy to un-doo.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I wish I could have stolen that for "Thought of the Day" 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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With a reverse flush? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That sounds like a bug. I mean, a bog.
/ravi
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That's a load of crap, John. Everyone knows the upgrade takes days.
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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Don't forget the download time.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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I find the 'apple' apps tend to be quite intensive on the processor.
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Coincidentally, the other week, an attempt was made to "upgrade" my laptop to a cr@p OS.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Two nights ago my spare Win7 laptop was on while I was working with the primary laptop. I look up and it has started the Win10 upgrade by itself. Bah, Humbug. Let it finish (as there's no cancel button.)
Tried to get some old programs running -- a couple of hours later said to myself, why should I fight to get old reliable programs running? So started the "return to Win7 OS". After it was back to Win7, I installed the "GWX Control Panel." Kind of like using a plunger on the toilet to push out a blockage and throwing in some "Lime Away."
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Downloaded.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I think you may need to attend this summit.[^]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Summit? Barely a mound top, by the look of it.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Notice how they didn't show picture of the audience.
Instagram[^]
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Partial text of a recent question:
Quote: I just concluded my Qbasic programming and next semester we are going into Java.
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I saw a question about QBasic a few weeks and I was curious to see how QBasic works for me...and realized that I can't even install it...it was part of Windows in Me last time...So where they still use it as a learning tool?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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