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One day, some scientists observing the Cosmos just notice a giant message drawn on a planet's soil in another solar system. The message says:
"Who are you?"
The story makes a huge buzz, an international group is created to decide whether the message should be answered or not. Finally, the decision is taken to use the Sahara as the medium for the answer.
So, the following answer is printed in Sahara's sand :
"We are the Humans. Who are you?"
Scientists then keep observing the distant planet; after several weeks the message on the planet begins to fade out and is replaced by a new one, which says:
"We're not talking to you..."
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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A planet full of females. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Guy walks into a bar. Bartender says: "Who are you?"
We know the rest. Happens to me all the time.
Life is too shor
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It's funny the way people allow tender in bars.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Hello!
So...what brings you here?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What ever you do, be nice to him/her. From Ivory Coast: worlds main supplier of cocoa beans.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I wasn't planning on being nasty - I'm one of the Good Guys, remember?
I even have a White Hat.
Well...a sort of beigish hat.
A rather grubby sort-of-beigish hat.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Chocolate doesn't get time to stain anything in this house!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So...you are OriginalGriff the White, or OriginalGriff the Beigish, as told in the ancient story?
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"the internet"
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Member 12434922 wrote: hi here new
Welcome Yoda.
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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Stuart Francis 
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Amongst 20,000 others who've stolen it, yup!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Stop stealing my jokes[^] Leslie! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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But it works so much better with a South African accent!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your joke? It was doing the rounds on t'interwebs way back in 2001!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Of course it is! Are you calling me a liar? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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CBadger wrote: I have no coat, can I take yours?
I thought it was hot as h*** in South Africa???  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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CBadger wrote: 1. How do you know how hot h*** is?
Been there, done that, got the divorce... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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