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My wife asked me
"While you're out can you get milk, if they have eggs can you get 6"
I still haven't come back and the trolleys getting full.
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So you remembered the beer then.
You still haven't told us what brand and OG wants to know if you got the bacon.
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To busy going between the egg and the milk aisle at the moment.
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Sooner or later you're going to throw a StackOverflowException.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I always have an exception to StackOverflow! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ya I do to. If you like rude people, head over to SO
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Wow! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nice! have a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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I was going to the shop to get some Beer when the wife asked me to get some milk and if they have eggs then get 6. When I came back she asked me for the milk and eggs but I hadn't got them because I'm a man and wasn't listening when she was droning on.
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There's an important lesson to be learned here and you haven't told us what it was. What type of beer did you get?
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Just the Bacon... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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rofl!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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You see he returned back on time, I doubt if it's good enough.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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PompeyThree wrote: because I'm a man and wasn't listening when she was droning
And she's a woman and controls one of the few things more fun than programming.
Jus' sayin'
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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There's an important lesson to be learned here and you haven't told us what it was. Whose couch did you sleep on in the evening?
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There is an important lesson in this, but who cares!  Pop the bottle, please.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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True story...
I told my wife once that I was born with a rare defect where I can't control what I remember and what I don't, and it is all based on auditory frequency. Her voice sometime registers at the frequency that I can't remember at.
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I'm going to try that one.
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How long did you spend sleeping in the spare room?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I get off that one easier..
being a deaf idiot. I just tell her that I didn't hear her
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Sounds like a story i had!
Mom : "Don't forget to buy the salad"
Me : "Ye, ye"
We were to have barbecue in the evening, i do that every night to the first may with my friends. So she basically told me 10 times to buy salad before we went to buy the stuff. She called me 4 times while we were shopping and yet i forgot to buy the salad.
My excuse: "Who the hell needs salad if you grill some fine meat?"
Now she doesn't even ask for salad anymore.
BTW. I am anti-vegetarian, meaning i don't eat salad
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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HobbyProggy wrote: meaning i don't eat salad
We call these people 'Scottish'.
My Mum once asked me to get a small cabbage. I came back with a Brussel Sprout.
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HobbyProggy wrote: BTW. I am anti-vegetarian, meaning i don't eat salad
LOL - same here 
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My wife calls me N-2. If she lists down 7, I go home back with 5. And I pretend as if I intentionally postponed it as I got some other work to rush to. She knows how things work though. lol
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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