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Pap Peti was on his way to an ecumenical conference in Esztergom. As the train journey would be long his housekeeper had packed him a lovely picnic for the trip, the sun is shining over the pusta and all is wonderful in Mary's country.

Just before the train left, Kovacs Janos climbs sweating into the carriage and plops down in the seat opposite the priest. "Jo napot" [good day] is exchanged and both men settle back for the ride.

As the train gets going, Peti takes out the magnificent feast and spreads it on the seat beside him. There is ham, kolbasz, cheese, zsemle still warm from the bakery, fresh paprikas, tomatoes and three types of pickles. His dear housekeeper has even put in a nice, but not too expensive, bottle of wine. Everything for a wonderful meal is there except...

... Except there is nothing, not one thing, to cut the food with! How can he possibly eat without some sort of cutlery? He is a man of the cloth and cannot lower himself to eat like a commoner.

Noticing his distress, old Janos pulls out his trusted pocket knife. He opens the knife, wipes it on his trousers and proffers it to the priest.

At last Peti can enjoy his food and it certainly tastes as good as it looked. He dines and sips upon his wine, enjoying his feast but not once does he offer so much as crumb to the peasant in front of him.

On finishing, Peti returns the knife Janos and at least offers some thanks. He comments how sharp and well maintained it is!

"Thank you," says Janos, "It is the knife I use for castrating the bull-calves."
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