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...Paul Daniels has just broke David Blaines record of 'Longest time spent in a box'.
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I wouldn't say that's "better". More insane, yes, yes, that's the ticket!
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I'm guessing you didn't google 'Paul Daniels'. 
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Death is no excuse.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Because he dead Jim. That's why!
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You like that. Not a lot. But you like it.
This space for rent
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Because no one here (except me  ) know who Paul Daniels is. Or cares.
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Well, if he ever get out, I will call for Buffy.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Nah - just Double Tap.
It's the Zombie Apocalypse!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But Britain never won the Super Bowl!!!
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We have much better bowls that we win.
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I laughed very hard at this one, but not as hearty as the last time. Just saying... 
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Whatever America can do Britain can do better...
If you wanna play the one-upmanship game, all I'm gonna say in this case is "Trump".
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I'll see your "Trump" and raise you a "Farrage"
veni bibi saltavi
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I bet he cannot look more sleepy or bored to death than David.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Ooooooh! A joke in REALLY poor taste! I LOVE IT! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Oh it's a joke, alright! Houdini clearly beats the pants off both 'records'!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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With dual laser, you can cook and take the temperature at the same time.
cool.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: cool
and _hot_! 
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I had one of these for a year or so, now (price then was ca. US$ 20, as well, although I've seen it down to US$ twelve, recently). I tested it by pointing at a point of boiling water, and similarly ice water.
It was right on the mark - better than the claimed accuracy.
Use: this winter, pointing it in and around windows to find cold spots for best use of insulation.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: better than the claimed accuracy
W∴ Balboos wrote: Use: this winter, pointing it in and around windows to find cold spots for best use of insulation.
That's a fantastic idea.
Thanks for chiming in since you've already tried one.
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