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I wonder if it cooks the meat while watching a movie?
Slices, dices....
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Finally I'll be able to get high def on the dark side of the pig.
Thanks Powdered Toast Man!
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Peering to the outskirts of our solar system, NASA's Hubble Space Telescope has spotted a small, dark moon orbiting Makemake, the second brightest icy dwarf planet -- after Pluto -- in the Kuiper Belt. NeatNeat
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Makemake? Really?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I can't believe you missed the opportunity for a "That's no moon" comment. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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In the world of Silicon Valley, there are few books held in higher esteem than "The Art of Computer Programming," a multivolume set by Stanford professor emeritus Donald Knuth. I think that list is limited to Knuth and his editor
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that book is like computer encyclopedia because it have lot of volume. One book can kill me 
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A new email from Microsoft's Terry Myerson, Executive Vice President of the Windows and Devices Group, firmly states that the company is devoted to Windows 10 on mobile for 'many years' and that they are currently working on next generation products. "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."
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Anytime an exec makes a statement that they are firmly committed to something, it means they want the opportunity to unload their stock before they announce they are canning the product.
Marc
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Did I ever tell you... the definition... of insanity?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."
That statement is widely requoted , but actually pretty meaningless. And often incorrectly attributed to Einstein - not entirely sure why, he was a great physicist but not really greatly qualified as a psychologist/psychiatrist.
There are many, many forms of insanity, almost all of which do not match this quote.
I suspect it was originally authored by a politician seeking to invest less in mental health care, as so few people would qualify as insane.
Also, when rolling dice, it would pretty insane to keep expecting the same result.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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As programmers, we need a way to judge the quality of the programs we build if we have any hope of becoming better programmers. One that increases my bank balance?
Who's a good program? You're a good program. Yes, you are... yes you are. Good program!
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If an inherited program wants to be a good program to me, it needs to do the following:
* Have clean and easy to read code; as if the developer cared about how it looked and how it was going to have a long life.
* Documentation, especially if it has deployment instructions and scripts!
* Not cause me to have to fix something every other day.
* I don't have to be a SME to understand what the code is supposed to do.
* And most importantly, leave me alone when I get home from work.
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"F-Troop" was a good program, as was "Get Smart". They don't make 'em like that anymore. 
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Mash, now there was a good program.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Microsoft Learning is providing early warning to exam takers that the cost of taking MCP exams, including exams for obtaining the developer-based titles, will go up worldwide at mid-year. But the value remains the same
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Fewer people getting them, have to raise price to still make the same money off the saps. 
modified 26-Apr-16 20:21pm.
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In less than two months, online businesses have paid more than $100,000 to scammers who set up a fake distributed denial-of-service gang that has yet to launch a single attack. When the script-kiddies are too lazy to carry out their threats, you know they have it bad
Probably not too lazy to cash those cheques, though.
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The JavaScript runtime Node.js hit version 6 today with performance advancements as well as reliability and security enhancements. Because I know you all are secret JavaScript developers
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Great another release which I cannot use. Thanks Ionic.
i cri evry tiem
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A new Dropbox interface allows users to see all of the files they've stored in the cloud in their computer's file explorer without requiring them to keep local copies And - you know - beyond
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OneDrive in Windows Explorer had this for ages - it was called "placeholder files" and worked pretty well. But, you know, like with every other nice feature in Windows, they eventually dropped it starting with Windows 10.
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Through the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, Microsoft’s co-founder and chairman has invested more than $240 million to date in a developing field known as "personalized learning." "Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?"
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?"
That's a good sign, as it seems to be grammatically incorrect.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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