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Tim Carmichael11-May-16 4:53
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Robert g Blair11-May-16 14:49
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Robert g Blair12-May-16 11:49
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Sure - at my age, I'm immune to peer pressure Smile | :)

I have been doing small contracts for various units of a State Government for about 5 years.
I charge them more than I do my regular clients. Nearly everyone employed full-time at this Dept is a lawyer or para-legal of some sort. They are cool with very high hourly rates.

And I definitely tell them "I am an Access developer". I would say I spend about 4 weeks a year being (posing as?) an Access Dev.

Officially, any custom-software they want must be built by the State Govt IT Dept (average delivery schedule: 5 - 10 years).
But they can get stuff done in Access, because according to MS, it's not "dev" software.

Often I work on Access DB's that were originally built by "actual" Access Dev's. I have seen their web-sites, and chatted by phone with one of them. So they are not "posers" like me.
The design and code of those DB's are ... interesting.

My work is easier in those cases, because I am constantly telling the users: "I can make this stuff a LOT easier for you". "No, you don't need to keep doing that, we can get Access to do it for you".

What happened, after the first job I did for a unit of this Dept, is that my users boasted about "their" Access guy around the water cooler, I got called in by another unit, etc.

Not a full time living there, but good pin-money.

I learned to program in BASIC on a Tandy TRS-80 in the late 70's while I was working as a Diesel mechanic in an iron-ore mine.
In the more than 30 years since then I have been paid to code in COBOL, RPG, Visual Basic, VB.Net, C#. And the SQL - don't forget the SQL. In all of those languages and environments SQL is the most useful tool you can have. Even in Access.

Back to the original question: When that stupid Query Builder tool in Access gives me the tom-tits, I just switch over to SQL View - suddenly everything is sweetness and light!
(once I've deleted all the brackets of course)
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