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Today we announced the general availability of SQL Server 2016, the world’s fastest and most price-performant database for HTAP (Hybrid Transactional and Analytical Processing) with updateable, in-memory columnstores and advanced analytics through deep integration with R Services Operators are standing by: please have credit card ready
OK, there are two free editions, so maybe you can keep it in your wallet (for now).
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modified 1-Jun-16 22:10pm.
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No, only in North Dakota.
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ASP.NET middleware, Roslyn, predictive markets, and so much more. There's even one of those all-important PowerBI articles for all those using that tool
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"We don't suggest installation of Windows 10 to any Samsung laptop or PC." This Public Service Announcement brought to you by the upcoming first anniversary of Windows 10
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I don't recall ever seeing a Samsung pc, hard drives yes, pcs mmmm, no.
Wait maybe I've seem like, one come though here in the 22 years of computer repair.
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That's how reliable they are 
I think I've seen a few laptops. Maybe. Or maybe my brain is just confusing some old Sonys.
TTFN - Kent
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I've seen articles about them; generally written at big tradeshows. They don't sell them in the US though; so even when they look awesome it doesn't do us much good (and there've been a few over the years I really wanted).
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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This is true for all laptop makers. There seems to always be at least one proprietary piece of hardware, often from a third party, which the manufacturers simply don't want to spend money on updating and so don't. This goes way back, even on desktops and cellphones.
The only solution is to stop buying hardware.
The irony is that "generic" laptops/desktops/cellphones tend to not have this problem because the assemblers don't bother trying to be fancy.
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New measurements suggest that our galaxy is on the slimmer side, at a mere 700 billion times the mass of the sun. It's all the nougat
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Well, this electoral year is prompting many to leave a mass exodus.
FTFMyself
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One thing is clear: Milky way is light, it swims also in milk.
I was harmed my half-childhood with this ad 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Those who have a strong foundation in math will have the best jobs of the future. "It behooves us to place the foundations of knowledge in mathematics."
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Why would I want hooves?
(Not to be confused with camel toes.)
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The fact that economists doesn't know much math and they still make a ton of money, kind of disputes that statement.
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Nah.. it's all to do with the fact you don't need to be knowledgeable to be rich! 
Unfortunately us, CPians, might say... 
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I just have a thing for bashing the lack of math skills in economists. 
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Ha, well, carry on then! 
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I think, therefore I am underpaid. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I gave up reading after the third time it stopped me reading to prompt me to sign up to read more.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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I couldn't even read it on my phone because one of the pop-ups was in the way and the "close" button was somehow always under their top menu (I could see the button if I scrolled really quick) 
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In the future zombie apocalypse, maths will be f***all use to you. Running ability and good shotgun technique far more important.
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Microsoft is working with Blockstack Labs and ConsenSys on a blockchain-based identity system. Hi. I'm 690c19e6-e302-42d5-8006-bdfee98a3884. Pleased to meet you.
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Laptops from Dell, HP, Asus, Acer and Lenovo all had at least one vulnerability that could result in complete compromise of system, Duo Security report says. Your completely unsurprising news item of the day
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