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What is the opposite of a Pokemon?
A Peekmon.
(Yes I know how it is really pronounced)
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We have been calling administrators 'Admons' for years. Came from a typo, but the similarity to Pokemon was the final nail in the coffin.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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... But am I alone in thinking that the guy who plays Walker is a CGI character drawn by by Carlos Ezquerra?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Carlos Ezquerra, the guy who drew Judge Dredd? I have to have a look on the 5 catch up site... 
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glennPattonInThePUB wrote: Carlos Ezquerra, the guy who drew Judge Dredd?
Dredd, Strontium Dog, and many others.
Faces unshaven, lipless, and with a particularly-shaped scowling mouth are almost a trademark of his. The (South African, although that's probably not relevant) actor could have walked out of one of his pages.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I posted a message on the QlikView "community" forum:
SUBJECT: Job Openings
BODY: Please tell me you guys are hiring developers to fix QlikView.
I wonder if they'll terminate my account.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Stupid.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Yes.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I was thinking something more like "gay"...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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So everyone agrees with the "male bird" comment*.
I really like the idea of being able to walk around and see an "adjusted" version of your surroundings, though, along with all the little tweaks and info-points that can be added.
Google glasses need not apply -- I want to see what genuinely creative people can do with it.
* For US-ians who don't watch English shows: a "bird" is a young lady
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Not really a distinction.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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A mate of mine plays it. I like the technology, and actually look forward to what else will be done with it. He's taken to letting his girlfriend drive, just to watch his sprite zoom about like a nutter.
I'm not into dog-fighting or c**k-fighting, though, so the game itself is of little interest to me.
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Oh come on!
A c**k is a male bird!
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Isn't that a transexual?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or a truck driver.
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Good choice.
Tall, skinny, ostentatious guy who owns labradoodles? Definite gay.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: zoom about like a nutter
LMAO. That's the best description *evah*!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I don't get it. Most of my friends are playing it, and at least a couple coworkers...
I mean... I played Ingress for a while, when it came out. Couple weeks. Got bored, and felt like an idiot for playing it even that long. And now there's a new one that combines Ingress with weird animal-mutant-monster-cartoon thingies that come out of plastic balls.
I won't be downloading it.
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I thought so too.
I can't believe the amount of time people are prepared to put into something like this.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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It's a really very popular game.
Probably the first that puts AR to (really) good use.
The guys who made it are making big bucks out of it.
And here you are calling it stupid.
I've got some bad news for you...
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People in the 80's and 90's made millions from selling "pet rocks". That was stupid, too. Not for the sellers, but the buyers. Same here.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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